Bree: Totally Not Gay! Just Really Meticulous!


by at March 18, 2005, 9:39 AM

housewives-cross.jpgFlypaper's gaydar is on high: Looks like Marcia Cross -- who plays Desperate Housewives' obsessive Bree Van Der Kamp so convincingly we dust every time she appears onscreen -- unearthed a boyfriend while cleaning out her closet. Cross quickly denied rumors that she likes the ladies (could this become a new trend? people proclaiming they're NOT GAY in the pages of The Advocate?), and now, according to Digital Spy, she even has a man to prove she doesn't swing that way (yes, that is Marcia in the middle of a straight-but-loving girl huddle). Curiously, her "boyfriend" is identified as actor Tom Mahoney - yet according to Internet Movie Database either "Tom Mahoney" was born in 1923 and died in 1982, was born in 1890 and died in 1958, or was never born at all. Curiouser and curiouser!

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