Dear Diary: It's so hard to be popular. Like, I totally think I'm being stalked. I was indulging in a little self-Googling this morning when I came across this want ad all about me! It said: " I am looking for an excellent replica of the new FENDI vanity bag in genuine leather seen on Jennifer Lopez at the VMAs. Please contact me ONLY if you have this specific item ( i don't want any other type)" Wow. People are so obsessed.
You know, it's kind of creepy because seven [paparazzi] sit outside my house every day, and, like, every morning they'll follow me like a train all over L.A. Oh wait, sorry, that wasn't me, that was Paris Hilton talking to the Insider.
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Dear Diary: It's so hard to be popular. Like, I totally think I'm being stalked. I was indulging in a little self-Googling this morning when I came across this 
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