Okay, I'm feeling extremely upset about Oxygen Network's new show Mr. Romance, a reality show meant to hunt down the next romance novel cover model. (Were we looking for one?) It's hosted by Fabio and created by--it pains me to mention his name in the same breath--former KISS bassist and tongue gymnast, Gene Simmons, who claims he will "put the 'man' back in romance." Why must Gene Simmons tarnish his heavy metal legacy? And why must Fabio emerge, still greasy, from the woodwork?
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