Based upon one woman's T-shirt and granny underwear line, Wait Wear, Fox News has decided that the entire fashion world has taken "a vow of chastity." Unmarried mother of three, Yvette Thomas started the line when she realized she had sex-before-marriage issues (uh, clearly) and wanted to set a better example for her children. Mood-killing slogans such as "No Vows No Sex" and "No Trespassing On This Property. My Father Is Watching" adorn boy-short undies and tees for girls, while boys get "No Over Nite Parking." Let's get practical: how about some underwear impregnated with Nonoxynol-9?
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