Maybe if Lil' Kim had worn pasties and a G-string to court, the jurors would have felt a lil' more sympathy for the lewd lyricist, convicted yesterday of lying to a Manhattan grand jury about her friend's involvement in a 2001 shooting. Kim's prim suits (seen with matching lawyer accessory) and ruffled blouses did little to sway jurors of her naivete. In a review of Lil' Kim's (a.k.a. Kimberly Jones) transformation from vampy vixen to boring buppie, the Washington Post says:
If Lil' Kim looks as though she has been styled by a streetwalker, [Kimberly] Jones looked as though the FCC had selected her wardrobe.
Maybe if Lil' Kim had worn pasties and a G-string to court, the jurors would have felt a lil' more sympathy for the lewd lyricist, 
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Posted by: jamesee at August 7, 2006 8:21 AM