A South Dakota teenager who assaulted a shop mannequin really needs to get a date. "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin," said a Sioux Falls police spokesperson. "That's the only way I know how to put it." Had the kid been watching some old Andrew McCarthy flicks? [via Defamer]
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