Freaks of Nature


by Stacey at February 17, 2006, 2:27 PM

What kind of fashion weirdo are you? Inspired by New York's fashion week, Barneys creative director Simon Doonan crafted an impressive fashionista taxonomy featuring unnatural "Apple Heads" (enormous heads, small bodies), giraffe-like "Beanpoles" (long bodies, tiny heads), cutey "Vosovics" ("Project Runway"'s androgynous Daniel V.) and, Doonan's admitted own alter-ego, "The Supervixen" (think over-tanned, over-blonde Jessica Simpson). "I have a horrible feeling that if I were a chick," he admits. "I would end up in this group." [via New York Observer]


Be whoever you want in lacy Vera Wang.

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