"Barneys is the cool kid in the class, while Bloomingdale's is the head cheerleader and Lord & Taylor, the substitute teacher," writes New York Times reporter Alex Kuczynski about the flavor of New York's department stores. She forgot Jeffrey, which would be the sexy stepmom, and Bergdorf's, the well-heeled grandmother. And we mustn't forget Conway, the annoying neighbor.
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macy's is the slightly chubby wannabe (of the queen bees and wannabes); bergdorf goodman -- your stylish divorcee aunt. she smokes, never eats -- put together, but kinda haggard-looking; henri bendel -- french, slightly older lady. or a francophile/europhile. she has a small dog and maybe eats lunch alone? (like french ladies!). what about jc penney or nordstrom?
Posted by: Lala at April 6, 2006 5:30 PM
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"Barneys is the cool kid in the class, while Bloomingdale's is the head cheerleader and Lord & Taylor, the substitute teacher," writes New York Times reporter Alex Kuczynski about the 
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Posted by: Lala at April 6, 2006 5:30 PM