Stocks of Joe


by Cherrybomb at August 29, 2006, 11:36 AM

caffeine-tights.jpgThe thunder of thighs will drown out phat dance floor beats this fall unless we get more Slim Fit 20 Caffeine Tights re-stocks pronto -- they sold out of their cellulite-busting stockings again. The Austrian manufacturer claims the pricey leggings ($50 for a pack of three) will whittle down thighs by nearly an inch (2 cm) with daily wear but offers no long-term guarantee, so streetwise strutters will wanna be stocking up.

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