Trampy Dress Test


by Cherrybomb at December 4, 2006, 12:31 PM

britneyparisxmascolors.jpgAll the attention being paid to Britney's new look brings the distinction between vampy and skanky to mind: If you look like you just got some, it's sexy. If you're dressed like you're out to get some, it's cheap. While shopping for the office holiday party, decide which side of the tracks you're walking along and ask yourself: 1) Is there camel toe without an inseam? 2) Does it show cleavage in the front and back? 3) Does the side-slit expose your hip bone? Remember, if you've ever worried that you're dressed like a hussy, you've probably never even come close.

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