Naomi is the New Postal


by Malcolm at April 17, 2007, 2:04 PM

NaomiTs.jpgI always say I'm about to "go Naomi" up in the office when things don't go my way (example: "If the IT department does not fix this computer, I will go Naomi on someone's ass!"). But my new catchphrase might be quickly losing its potency here in Virginia. This state has got an awful rep as a haven for gun nuts, a stigma horribly reinforced by the recent shooting -- the worst in American history. Given the climate and our gun laws, me threatening to "go Naomi" over a parking space may not be safe. And I surely won't be using it in the airports (where customer service people are just asking for a cell phone upside the head) for fear of being called a terrorist. Perhaps I'll just reserve it for places where Naomi would "go Naomi" -- restaurants, clothing boutiques, hotels and, I guess, a cell phone store.

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I definitly think Miss NAomi should hit some more people.

Posted by: QuarterTankofGas at April 18, 2007 10:25 AM

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