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Caption This Brooke Shields Moment!by nana at August 13, 2008, 10:00 PM
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Posted by: Cortney at August 14, 2008 12:53 PM Oh My Gosh, Yay for Pleather. Posted by: Myra at August 14, 2008 1:00 PM WHY CAN'T I BE YOU?!?!? Posted by: TARA at August 14, 2008 1:22 PM The design is good, I just don't see Wendy in a studded leather suit a la Star Trek Next Generation. I have to go with something a bit more chic. Um Tim? A little help here?! Posted by: alexia erlichman at August 14, 2008 1:28 PM "That's a whole lotta leather." Posted by: Danielle at August 14, 2008 1:37 PM "OMG...I'm a human Barbie-doll." Posted by: Jeff at August 14, 2008 2:11 PM "What?? You made the same outfit for Kathy Griffin??" Posted by: Jeff at August 14, 2008 2:17 PM "You're not going to use human hair, are you?" Posted by: Jeff at August 14, 2008 2:19 PM So I was thinking that your character really needs her ecclectic style to run wild...a loose fit pair of overalls in...are you ready for this?! Organic hemp!!! Posted by: libby at August 14, 2008 2:22 PM "You think I look like a size 12??" Posted by: Jeff at August 14, 2008 2:25 PM Excuse me, but the word is "leather", not "letha". Posted by: JEANNE HANDLEY at August 14, 2008 2:33 PM Who did you say you are, and you starred in what movies? Posted by: John Harris at August 14, 2008 2:36 PM We were originally going to call it "Rouge Rainforest", but "Lipstick Jungle" just sounds better. Posted by: Jeanne H. at August 14, 2008 2:50 PM Whoah! I think I'm gonna need a coffee so I can deal with that jacket... OMG did I just have a Suddenly Susan flashback? Posted by: Veronica F. at August 14, 2008 3:07 PM Whoah! I think I'm gonna need a coffee so I can deal with that jacket... OMG did I just have a Suddenly Susan flashback? Posted by: Veronica F. at August 14, 2008 3:07 PM Where did the guys in the white coats go? Posted by: Darlene at August 14, 2008 3:08 PM Tim promised I wouldn't have to actually talk with these people. Tim lied! Posted by: Maggie at August 14, 2008 3:28 PM Heidi Klum said WHAT about me??? Oh no she didn't! Posted by: Maggie at August 14, 2008 3:32 PM Really though... Your design is a total train wreck. What am I going to do for season two!? Posted by: alexandra herman at August 14, 2008 3:51 PM I'm NEVER letting this happen to me again...what was I thinking? Posted by: Debbie M at August 14, 2008 4:15 PM "Okay, I'm pretty sure my butt's not THAT big..." Posted by: Laura at August 14, 2008 4:25 PM Ok, she is the leather one and she wants me to wear leather where?? Posted by: Janine at August 14, 2008 4:56 PM yes I know, you keep telling me your talented and have great taste...but if you make me look fat on tv you will never work in this town again,..Tom Cruise owes me one you know. Posted by: Bethany at August 14, 2008 5:11 PM I knew I was a drama queen but she has me beat! Posted by: Rachel A at August 14, 2008 5:14 PM So I'm thinking of creating an ensemble similar of what you wore in Blue Lagoon. That's appropriate for the office...right? Posted by: Kate at August 14, 2008 5:27 PM I'm not sure if cutting thick bangs and getting big horn-rimmed glasses fits my character's style... Posted by: Amanda at August 14, 2008 5:42 PM "That's right, sister! You better take your hand off my breast!" Posted by: Karen at August 14, 2008 5:45 PM "Oh my god...what the f*** is stuck in her teeth?" Posted by: Caitlin at August 14, 2008 5:52 PM "I'm tellin ya you'll love being in a leatha jumpsuit. Everything will be leatha." Posted by: Trey at August 14, 2008 5:57 PM I don't know what's scarier you wanting to represent fashion or my performance in "Sahara". Posted by: Robin Ribeiro at August 14, 2008 6:35 PM Leanne: You're so glib! Posted by: Andrea at August 14, 2008 6:54 PM WTF! I think you misunderstood what sort of professional my character is. Posted by: jennifer at August 14, 2008 7:42 PM Yeah! OK! Whatever! Posted by: Sophia at August 14, 2008 7:48 PM Is there something on her forhead Posted by: Rolando at August 14, 2008 7:50 PM where is a stand in when you need one?! Posted by: Christi at August 14, 2008 8:00 PM Brooke: "Did I leave the stove on?" Posted by: Cori at August 14, 2008 8:26 PM You're glib Stella! Posted by: olivia at August 14, 2008 8:26 PM Helloooo...I already told you that NOTHING comes between me and my Calvin Kleins. Posted by: Suzanne Gates at August 14, 2008 8:37 PM That sounds interesting...but it's really not what we're going for here Posted by: Brittany Jarnot at August 14, 2008 8:48 PM Umm, she is going to design WHAT out of leather? I don't think so! Posted by: Jaime at August 14, 2008 9:17 PM I wonder if she knows I can see right over the top of her head to Blaine...he's so tanalicious! Posted by: Jenn at August 14, 2008 9:18 PM I wonder if she knows I can see right over the top of her head to Blaine...he's so tanalicious! Posted by: Jenn at August 14, 2008 9:19 PM Brooke to Designer: Visualize that I must wear this fashion on camera that adds pounds so think chic, polished and showoff my legs! Brooke to self: I hope I have a clause in my contract if the winners outfit embarasses me. If not, maybe I can buy the other judges votes? Posted by: Susan Shaw at August 14, 2008 9:23 PM "No you can't "measure" me with your hands, freak! I'm not even your model!" Posted by: Teri at August 14, 2008 9:23 PM Look- I said her evening style was Bohemian- not Bermudian..... Posted by: melissa at August 14, 2008 10:20 PM Look. I said her evening style was Bohemian. NOT Bermudian.... Posted by: melissa at August 14, 2008 10:23 PM "So then I say to this Portman chick, 'How was I supposed to know Vegan meant you wouldn't want a pair of leather pants?'" Posted by: Shannon at August 14, 2008 11:14 PM "Just wait till I get my hands on my agent!" Posted by: Jeff at August 14, 2008 11:59 PM "So this is what a stroke feels like..." Posted by: Jeff K at August 15, 2008 12:02 AM "I probably shouldn't have had that second Activia yogurt..." Posted by: Jeff K at August 15, 2008 12:04 AM I hope something comes between me and this design. Posted by: Laura at August 15, 2008 12:07 AM Im scared. Posted by: Kelsey at August 15, 2008 12:30 AM Not even Tim Gunn could make THAT work... Posted by: Christine Herman at August 15, 2008 1:50 AM "You have no idea of who I am, do you?" Posted by: Jaime at August 15, 2008 2:40 AM It's true, I can hand sew 500 stitches per minute. Posted by: James Fairchild at August 15, 2008 3:14 AM It's true, I can hand sew 500 stitches per minute. Posted by: James Fairchild at August 15, 2008 3:16 AM "Uh ...it's Lipstick Jungle not Blue Lagoon !! " Posted by: DawnMarie at August 15, 2008 3:24 AM Be afraid, be very afraid! Posted by: Elizabeth at August 15, 2008 8:39 AM *Floopy* things? Posted by: Amy at August 15, 2008 12:15 PM "Where's Christian? I need something fierce to wear." Posted by: John Harris at August 15, 2008 12:15 PM Designers CAN smell fear..."Tim can you come here for a second." Posted by: mindy at August 15, 2008 12:25 PM Hey if I win the challenge can I also babysit your kids? Posted by: Tracey at August 15, 2008 12:37 PM WHAT PLANET IS SHE FROM ANYWAY? Posted by: marlena at August 15, 2008 12:53 PM Ummmm....yeah...... you're kinda scaring me here...... Posted by: Madi at August 15, 2008 1:02 PM Is this really what my career has come to? First Sarah Jessica Parker, now me. Posted by: Abra at August 15, 2008 1:36 PM "Is she serious?!?! Leather?!? Kill me now!!" Posted by: Amber at August 15, 2008 1:49 PM Do you really think they will notice my unibrow?? Posted by: Sarah at August 15, 2008 1:57 PM Her name is not Calvin Klein so why isn't there allot more space between her and me! Posted by: Anonymous at August 15, 2008 2:09 PM Her name is NOT Calvin Klein so why isn't there more space between us!?!? Posted by: loscoz at August 15, 2008 2:09 PM I thought scientologists were banned from this show! Posted by: Sherry at August 15, 2008 2:53 PM I thought scientologists were banned from this show!!! Posted by: Sherry at August 15, 2008 2:54 PM A leather corset?...Uhh...it's almost as if you were hoping I was Sharon Osbourne or something... Posted by: Angelina at August 15, 2008 2:56 PM OK, honey, you need to take a deep breath and go get me my Redbull............NOW.... Posted by: lori at August 15, 2008 3:09 PM Oh god, she lost me at leather. I hope she doesn't realize I'm not listening. Posted by: Kayla at August 15, 2008 3:57 PM Please tell me I have exceeded the polite amount of time to look interested! Posted by: Dana at August 15, 2008 4:52 PM I'm thinking like a chic bee keeper's hat. The mesh will look very bohemian plus it will keep all of the bugs out of your hair and makeup while you're in the jungle. Posted by: Lisa G. at August 15, 2008 7:22 PM I'm thinking like a chic bee keeper's hat. The mesh will look very bohemian plus it will keep all of the bugs out of your hair and makeup while you're in the jungle. Posted by: Lisa G. at August 15, 2008 7:25 PM Ummmm... No you can't hug me; in fact, please back up a little! Posted by: Nicole H at August 15, 2008 10:09 PM And you thought I would wear THAT?!? ....seriously. Posted by: Karissa at August 15, 2008 10:16 PM You can't be serious. You thought I would wear that? Posted by: Anonymous at August 15, 2008 11:30 PM A little Colgate Advanced Clean equals "I don't stand this far away from you sporting this face anymore." Not to be a shill, but consider it ... Posted by: Christy at August 16, 2008 12:24 AM "oh, you did NOT just say 'fierce'! I thought we got rid of that guy (?) last season!" Posted by: Tara at August 16, 2008 12:28 AM I finally let someone come between my and my Calvin's, and this crazy broad is who I choose?! Posted by: Christy at August 16, 2008 12:29 AM So ... I finally let someone come between me and my Calvin's, and this crazy broad is who I choose?! Posted by: Christy at August 16, 2008 12:35 AM Are you serious...you thought I'd be taller? Posted by: Lisa at August 16, 2008 1:08 AM Note to self... if Project RunWay calls again..don't answer! Posted by: Joe Flohr at August 16, 2008 1:14 AM Tom Cruise is my faviorte person.... oo sorry Posted by: Tracey at August 16, 2008 2:07 PM How long does she want me to hold this pose?! Posted by: Jessica at August 16, 2008 3:31 PM
Posted by: Ashley at August 17, 2008 12:52 AM The theme of this challenge is "Back to the Blue Lagoon?" Posted by: Christina at August 17, 2008 4:27 PM Let me borrow that top!!! Posted by: Casey at August 17, 2008 5:25 PM let me borrow that top!! Posted by: casey at August 17, 2008 5:29 PM I say it's kickers for Blayne and his tight knickers! Posted by: Diana Puls at August 18, 2008 12:24 AM The publicity is not worth the price of listening to these people! Posted by: Jennifer at August 18, 2008 6:31 AM Smile and nod, back away from the designer slowly Posted by: Chela at August 18, 2008 4:10 PM "Look at the size of that booger in her nose!" Posted by: Julie at August 18, 2008 5:00 PM Do they really think I would wear that? Posted by: sabrina at August 18, 2008 11:26 PM This woman wants to put more... leather? I thought I was a stylish business woman, not a biker chick. Posted by: Ophelia at August 19, 2008 3:59 AM OMG Brooke it is, it is you!! AHHH!! Can you just pinch me?! Posted by: Linda at August 19, 2008 1:25 PM Excuse me, there's something between me and my Calvin's. Posted by: Amy P at August 19, 2008 2:15 PM Does she SERIOUSLY think I'm going to wear that?! Posted by: Monika at August 20, 2008 9:15 AM Brooke: 'Look pretty,look skinny, look pretty, look skinny...crap! i hope she doesn't smell that one.' Posted by: polina at August 20, 2008 1:02 PM Just picture it! You're gonna be covered head to toe in leatha! Posted by: Amanda at August 20, 2008 2:25 PM Just smile and nod...smile and nod...smile and walk away...slowly! Posted by: Desiree' at August 20, 2008 5:53 PM Just smile and nod...smile and nod...smile and walk away...slowly! Posted by: Anonymous at August 20, 2008 5:54 PM I think I am going to be "Suddenly Sick" Posted by: Melanie K at August 20, 2008 8:10 PM And I thought Tom Cruise was ridiculous? Posted by: Karly Kuhn at August 20, 2008 9:20 PM First "Lipstick Jungle" and now THIS? My agent is SOOOO fired. Posted by: Merrill at August 20, 2008 9:22 PM I've got to stop agreeing to do stuff when I'm drunk. Or at least stay drunk long enough to get through it...and crazy leather-lady there is blocking the bar. Just great. Posted by: Merrill at August 20, 2008 9:27 PM "You want me to put that where?!" Posted by: Katie Mae at August 20, 2008 9:46 PM "Ok, so I'm guessin that you're gonna wanna make your character look younger and skinnier, right?" Posted by: Jan at August 20, 2008 9:57 PM "Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait! Are you seriuos right now?!? Posted by: Anonymous at August 20, 2008 10:41 PM Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait! Are you serious right now?!? Posted by: dennine at August 20, 2008 10:51 PM "Oh no you didn't" Posted by: Mirta Basurto at August 21, 2008 1:05 AM "I'm like the Staple singers, baby. Get crazy & I'll take you their!" Posted by: Sidney Wayne at August 22, 2008 12:35 PM "You Want Me To Wear... "THAT"!!! Posted by: Susan K Lapp at September 10, 2008 4:09 PM You Want ME To Wear..."THAT"!!! Posted by: Susan K Lapp at September 10, 2008 4:13 PM You Want ME To Wear..."THAT"?!!! Posted by: Susan K Lapp at September 10, 2008 4:14 PM Post a comment
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