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"No. Give me back my wig."

Posted by: Mirta Basurto at August 21, 2008 1:01 AM

"No. Give me back my wig."

Posted by: Mirta Basurto at August 21, 2008 1:02 AM

"No. Give me back my wig."

Posted by: Mirta Basurto at August 21, 2008 1:03 AM

I HAVE TO PEE! and there's the bathroom!

Posted by: reyna at August 21, 2008 1:27 AM

I swear he means nothing to me!

Posted by: Ben at August 21, 2008 4:46 AM

I had my doubts, but "boy oh boy," Suede Baby.. you can water my little lettuce heads anytime you want!

Posted by: missy at August 21, 2008 5:12 AM

I told you I would kill you if I didn't look like Heidi! Do you think this looks like Heidi Klum!!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 21, 2008 7:16 AM

I told you I would kill you if I didn't look like Heidi! Do you think this looks like Heidi Klum?!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 21, 2008 7:17 AM

I told you I would kill you if I didn't look like Heidi! Do you think this looks like Heidi Klum!!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 21, 2008 7:19 AM

Someone get me out of this ugly green blob before I faint from looking at it!

Posted by: Beverly Reece at August 21, 2008 7:34 AM

Stellaaaaaaaaaaa.................

Posted by: Karen at August 21, 2008 7:50 AM

I told you I could make them eat their green veggies. Just pop them of my gloves.

Posted by: Lauri at August 21, 2008 8:11 AM

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Posted by: sandy at August 21, 2008 8:12 AM

I'll never let go Jack! I'll never let go.

Posted by: Lesli at August 21, 2008 8:16 AM

Hey, don't forget to hold the pickle!

Posted by: Kim at August 21, 2008 8:22 AM

" OH Oh honey look it's Cher!!! Heeeeeeeey!"

Posted by: Christina Marullo at August 21, 2008 8:24 AM

I know you're just GREEN with envy, Dahling.

Posted by: Jennifer at August 21, 2008 8:41 AM

The difference between you and me? I make produce look gooooood.

Posted by: Tracy at August 21, 2008 8:45 AM

Papa can you hear me? Papa can you see me?

Posted by: Stacia Fader at August 21, 2008 9:10 AM

Im babyzilla licious thought you knew!!

Posted by: Kiki Herelle at August 21, 2008 9:25 AM

I'm Adriana, the forgotten Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Posted by: David Hill at August 21, 2008 9:26 AM

Please come back Mr. Clinton!!! Don't listen to them, I want to have your baby.

Posted by: Kay DuBois at August 21, 2008 9:35 AM

Honey, I know you want to shred my lettuce!

Posted by: Stefanie at August 21, 2008 10:09 AM

I came, I saw, I lettuced!

Posted by: Lindsay at August 21, 2008 10:29 AM

Honey, sweetie, here ... take my green lifesaver.

Posted by: KB at August 21, 2008 10:35 AM

I am not the green frog prince you are wishing for.

Posted by: linda at August 21, 2008 10:48 AM

If I have not Love, I have nothing

Posted by: linda lou at August 21, 2008 11:01 AM

You are looking at the winner of the Miss America Produce Pagent!

Posted by: Patrice at August 21, 2008 11:48 AM

I told you No Nuts on my salad and I mean it!

Posted by: J at August 21, 2008 11:51 AM

Stop that man! He stole my arugula!

Posted by: Amy at August 21, 2008 12:00 PM

If Jason Lezak was unable to swim the last leg of the men's 4x100 free relay, the...enthusiastic... substitute would have been ready.

Posted by: Maura at August 21, 2008 12:18 PM

Did you know it's the only veggie never cooked?...but "she's" cookin' this look!

Posted by: Tana at August 21, 2008 12:36 PM

Did you know it's the only veggie never cooked?...but I'm cookin' this look baby!

Posted by: Tana at August 21, 2008 12:38 PM

I knew dressing as a girl was a stretch for me but if I keep my legs tight, you can't even tell!

Posted by: Lisa Wallis at August 21, 2008 12:47 PM

You know I'm Fierce...Don't you dare tell me otherwise!

Posted by: mindy at August 21, 2008 1:08 PM

Outta my way bitches...Here comes Hedda Lettuce!

Posted by: mindy at August 21, 2008 1:09 PM

"Oh Darling! How else am I suppose to act like a green Godzilla?"

Posted by: Mary at August 21, 2008 1:15 PM

I wanted to look like Heidi! C'mon, Rupaul looks more like Heidi Klum than I do!!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 21, 2008 1:48 PM

And IIIIIII wiillllll alllwaaaays looooveeee yoooouuuuuu!!!!!!

Posted by: Julia Schoolenberg at August 21, 2008 2:03 PM

You're gonnnnaaaa llloooovvvveee mmmmmeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Julia Schoolenberg at August 21, 2008 2:07 PM

You're gonna love me!!!

Posted by: Julia Schoolenberg at August 21, 2008 2:08 PM

ARRRGGHHH!!! Stop that man! He stole my hedda lettuce!

Posted by: Stacy at August 21, 2008 2:27 PM

Tired of limp lettuce? Try Hedda for something betta!

Posted by: Betty at August 21, 2008 2:32 PM

How dare you call me drag! Don't you know a queen when you see one!

Posted by: Laura at August 21, 2008 2:44 PM

Green is not my color! Save me from this fashion faux pas!

Posted by: Jasmine at August 21, 2008 2:50 PM

I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!

Posted by: Alyx at August 21, 2008 2:50 PM

Green is not my color! Save me from this fashion faux pas!

Posted by: Jasmine at August 21, 2008 2:51 PM

NO!!! Those are my green, leather, sequin snakeskin stilettos.

Posted by: Fredricka at August 21, 2008 2:53 PM

"Come back, my darling Romaine! You know I'm the only Hedda Lettuce for you!"

Posted by: cheryl at August 21, 2008 3:07 PM

"Ha! Not even every spotlight on the Runway can wilt this Hedda Lettuce, baby!"

Posted by: cheryl at August 21, 2008 3:10 PM

Tomato - you complete me!

Posted by: Leigh at August 21, 2008 3:11 PM

TOMATO - YOU COMPLETE ME!!!

Posted by: Leigh at August 21, 2008 3:12 PM

"Paris pick me, pick me! I'll be your new BFF!"

Posted by: Liz at August 21, 2008 3:22 PM

"I guess the broadway audition times between Hairspray and Wicked were back to back"

Posted by: Jay at August 21, 2008 3:23 PM

"Little Shop of Horrors called, they want their plant back" "Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee"

Posted by: Jay at August 21, 2008 3:26 PM

Bacon! Tomato! Wait!! I'll be there as soon as I'm done with this Suede fellow . . .

Posted by: Allison at August 21, 2008 3:34 PM

I'm wiiiiiilting, wiiiiiilting!

Posted by: Allison at August 21, 2008 3:35 PM

I know I'm fabulous.. I shop at BLUEFLY.COM!

Posted by: steven at August 21, 2008 3:37 PM

"You think this outfit riding up is a problem?! Darling, it's only the tip of the iceberg!"

Posted by: abby at August 21, 2008 3:43 PM

Honey, I told you not to eat too many veggies...Look at what it did to me!

Posted by: Mirai at August 21, 2008 4:00 PM

Honey, I told you not to eat too many veggies...Look at what it did to me!

Posted by: Mirai at August 21, 2008 4:02 PM

"Going green never looked so good. I AM the original Green Godess."

Posted by: Kathy at August 21, 2008 4:16 PM

Tim Gunn, you have GOT to try this on! You would look absolutely smashing in green, Dahling!

Posted by: Lizzie at August 21, 2008 4:16 PM

Dear God, my candy is showing!!

Posted by: Donna at August 21, 2008 4:20 PM

NO godzilla! please dont leave my baby suede means NOTHING to me your the one i love <3

Posted by: Victoria Krievins at August 21, 2008 4:56 PM

Don't leave me this way Mr. Tomatohead!

Posted by: Gina at August 21, 2008 5:09 PM

Why yes, I am Irish ! How did you guess ?

Posted by: Jeff at August 21, 2008 5:31 PM

"Lettuce ALL wear drag!!!"

Posted by: Cat Westover at August 21, 2008 5:35 PM

kermit my love don't leave!! miss piggy can also weat green.

Posted by: mecaki at August 21, 2008 5:43 PM

what!! my little hat wilted....nooooooooo! Suede I'll kill ya!!

Posted by: jen at August 21, 2008 5:57 PM

what my little hat is wilting....noooooooooo Suede I'll kill ya!!

Posted by: jen at August 21, 2008 6:02 PM

It's not easy being Green!!!!!

Posted by: Sher at August 21, 2008 6:04 PM

It's not easy being GREEN!!!! But it is the colour of money, honey!!!

Posted by: Sher at August 21, 2008 6:06 PM

"It's time to put on makeup...it's time to dress up right. It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight..."

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 21, 2008 6:13 PM

Don't cry for me, Argentina... I don't look in the mirror

Posted by: Gilda at August 21, 2008 6:18 PM

Don't cry for me, Argentina... I don't look in the mirror

Posted by: Gilda at August 21, 2008 6:22 PM

"I'd like to thank my parents for always encouraging me to eat my vegetables......"

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2008 7:43 PM

"Boy was I wrong about these gloves- they're fantastic!"

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2008 7:51 PM

"Do you see why lettuce is such a good look for me!"

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2008 7:54 PM

Drag Queen to the World: 'Lettuce' serve you!

Posted by: Tammy at August 21, 2008 7:58 PM

Must you leaf me? You romaine in my heart. Ice bibb you ado"

Posted by: Kate at August 21, 2008 8:22 PM

oh Mah Gawsh!!!! Hand over the greens so I can shop BLUEFLY.com!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous at August 21, 2008 8:26 PM

Oh Mawh Gawsh! Hand over the the greens so I can shop BLUEFLY.com!!!

Posted by: Gemma at August 21, 2008 8:28 PM

Tim Gunn! I've been longing for you!

Posted by: Meghan at August 21, 2008 8:44 PM

Hey Taxi! I'm not a stoplight...green doesn't always mean go!

Posted by: Dannelle at August 21, 2008 8:44 PM

Lettuce entertain you, lettuce see you smile.

Posted by: Laurie at August 21, 2008 8:45 PM

(cabbage patch kids mother) "Dont pick my Babies!"

Posted by: katie L at August 21, 2008 9:14 PM

Ho, ho, ho! Green Giant!

Posted by: Kate L. at August 21, 2008 9:23 PM

I want that!!! and I want it NOW!!!!

Posted by: Sue McGuire at August 21, 2008 10:00 PM

"I'M EVERY WOMAN ITS ALL IN ME!!!!"

Posted by: Teresa Freeman at August 21, 2008 10:33 PM

"I'M EVERY WOMAN...ITS ALL IN ME..."

Posted by: Teresa Freeman at August 21, 2008 10:34 PM

Michael! Michael... please don't go! -- I 'll use the italian dressing just like you asked... anything... I'll even do the thousand island... just please don't leave me

Posted by: kg at August 21, 2008 10:52 PM

Frankly RHETT...

I Don't Give A Damn

I'm Fabolous

Posted by: Shauna at August 21, 2008 11:21 PM

Suddenly Seymour
Is standin' beside me
He don't give me orders
He don't condescend

Posted by: Mary Batchellor at August 21, 2008 11:25 PM

Frankly RHETT

I Don't Give A Damn

I'm Fabolous

Posted by: Shauna at August 21, 2008 11:52 PM

Beat this Ru Paul, cuz even you can't sing and dance.
Move over John Travolta and make room for Crusty Cabbage!!

Posted by: Lena at August 22, 2008 12:14 AM

"Don't cry for me, Endiveta!"

Posted by: Patti B. at August 22, 2008 12:32 AM

Just call me Rebecca Romaine...

Posted by: Patti B. at August 22, 2008 12:36 AM

" Oh Suede Darling! I knew you should have made me sleeves, my testosterone is showing!!"

Posted by: Laura at August 22, 2008 12:43 AM

Do you think anyone will notice I got the sex change operation?

Posted by: Jen at August 22, 2008 12:49 AM

Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! It's RuPaul. Hey girlfriend!

Posted by: Cate at August 22, 2008 1:16 AM

Romeo! Oh Romeo! Lettuce be your Juliet.

Posted by: Stacey at August 22, 2008 1:46 AM

Please, don't ever leaf me!

Posted by: Kristall at August 22, 2008 2:03 AM

Please, don't leaf me! I'll wear the gloves!

Posted by: Kristall at August 22, 2008 2:09 AM

Look Hedda Lettuce is wearing the gloves! Don't leaf me Suade. Our 3rd person personalities are meant for each other!

Posted by: Kristall at August 22, 2008 2:12 AM

ahhhhh! someone's makin' a sandwich and wants a heada lettuce!!

Posted by: michelle at August 22, 2008 3:06 AM

STOP THAT WOMAN! That hairdresser just ruined my hair!

Posted by: Rachel at August 22, 2008 4:30 AM

HULK! HULK! And I'm telling you I'm not going . . . . I'm Staying, I'm Staying and You and you Your gonna love meeeeee! Where the hells my Oscar

Posted by: Falcon at August 22, 2008 7:55 AM

There's no business like grow business!

Posted by: Natalie at August 22, 2008 8:30 AM

There's no business like grow business!

Posted by: Natalie at August 22, 2008 8:33 AM

As she is strutted down the catwalk, she breaks into song. "Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter, Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter. Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade." Now,everyone break into song!

Posted by: Danielle at August 22, 2008 8:44 AM

As she is strutted down the catwalk, she breaks into song. "Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter, Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter. Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade." Now,everyone break into song!

Posted by: Danielle at August 22, 2008 8:53 AM

"...And as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, 'Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!' Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature!"

Posted by: Allison at August 22, 2008 9:25 AM

Lettuce B Frank, I am fabulous in drag!

Posted by: Chris at August 22, 2008 9:55 AM

"Tah-Dah!! If only carrot top eat your heart out."

Posted by: Crystal at August 22, 2008 10:36 AM

Tousle my lettuce baby.

Posted by: Crystal at August 22, 2008 10:39 AM

It's SO, So, GOOD to be GREEN!!!

Posted by: mary pat at August 22, 2008 11:34 AM

And the gold medal in crazy drag goes to...Scary headda lettuce!!!!Watch out looks like she bites!

Posted by: Sarah at August 22, 2008 12:09 PM

"But darling, When you touched my Carrot, I thought you knew what I meant when I said I wanted to Toss Your Salad!

Posted by: Nathan at August 22, 2008 12:33 PM

"Wait don't leave, I love ranch dressing!"

Posted by: Terez at August 22, 2008 12:52 PM

"Wait Mister don't leave, I love ranch dressing!"

Posted by: Terez at August 22, 2008 12:53 PM

"I feel P-R-E-T-T-Y......oh so P-R-E-T-T-Y....
oooops, balls adrift!"

Posted by: Lorraine at August 22, 2008 1:26 PM

" And i am telling you ! im not going! and youre going to love meeeeeeee!!!! "

from the movie " DREAMGIRLS"
the song sung by jennifer hudson
"i am telling you"

Posted by: kamie at August 22, 2008 2:17 PM

"You Love Me!You REALY Love Me!!!!"

Posted by: Sandy at August 22, 2008 2:38 PM

THE WIZARD?!?!! NOBODY CAN SEE THE GREAT OZ. . .

Wait, this isn't Emerald City.

But Heidi those shoes can beat Dorothy's ANY DAY!

Posted by: Mercii.me at August 22, 2008 3:43 PM

Faaaabulous Daahling...you like me, you reaaaly like me!

Posted by: Rosie Getz at August 22, 2008 4:16 PM

It ain't easy being green...

Posted by: katherine at August 22, 2008 4:23 PM

Dahling...my salad has the biggest Headda!

Posted by: Anonymous at August 22, 2008 4:26 PM

Don't cry for me Arugalina!

Posted by: smithsey at August 22, 2008 4:29 PM

I know I'm not in the Olympics, but my outfit should be!

Posted by: Muriel Lomenick at August 22, 2008 4:59 PM

Its me Austin Scarlett, its Mommy!

Posted by: olivia at August 22, 2008 5:43 PM

I should calm down?! Really! Then why don't YOU try walking in these shoes!!

Posted by: Amanda at August 22, 2008 5:46 PM

Hey look its the Sobe lizard lady!

Posted by: Lydia Desimone at August 22, 2008 5:59 PM

Step right to see my booty, people, $5 per person!

Posted by: George at August 22, 2008 7:18 PM

Oh No... I think I stuck..somebody PLEASE help me!!

Posted by: Lisa Flohr at August 22, 2008 7:49 PM

Don't cry for me, Arugalina! The truth is, I never leaf'd you...

Posted by: smithsey at August 22, 2008 8:09 PM

Reaching for a better designer.

Posted by: krystina at August 22, 2008 9:36 PM

"I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way..." (right to the local gay bar)

Posted by: Veronica at August 22, 2008 10:21 PM

"I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way..."

Posted by: Veronica at August 22, 2008 10:26 PM

WAIT SIR.
I NEVER GOT MY 2 DOLLARS FOR MY DANCE AND SONG!!!

Posted by: Conor at August 22, 2008 10:41 PM

WAIT SIR. I NEVER GOT MY TWO DOLLARS FROM YOU AFTER I DID THAT SONG AND DANCE DISCUSSING HOW MANY SERVINGS OF VEGETABLES YOU NEED A DAY! BUT REMEMBER, A HEADA LETTUCE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!!

Posted by: Conor at August 22, 2008 10:46 PM

Prom queen?!? You like me! You really like me!

Posted by: Aneilia at August 22, 2008 10:53 PM

The best part about my life is being as beautiful as a woman but not having peeriooooods!!!

Posted by: ASHLEY at August 22, 2008 10:53 PM

OMG...my skirt just ripped and I'm falling off my shoes....catch me Michael, darling!

Posted by: Debbie at August 22, 2008 11:02 PM

Must move fast. Disguise hatred for bib lettuce on lazy gloves.

Posted by: Geoff at August 22, 2008 11:27 PM

"Help Me,i'm wilting!"

Posted by: Colleen at August 23, 2008 12:51 AM

H Lettuce go green, I mean Michael, I look fierce and fabulous don't you think?

Posted by: dominique at August 23, 2008 1:36 AM

I'll eat your cabbage patch kids for breakfast!!!!

Posted by: stefania zivan skintej at August 23, 2008 5:13 AM

I'll eat your cabbage patch kids for breakfast!!!!

Posted by: stefania zivan skintej at August 23, 2008 5:15 AM

I'll eat your cabbage patch kids for breakfast!!!!

Posted by: stefania zivan skintej at August 23, 2008 5:17 AM

ha ha ha you don't have to say it, i look FABULOUS!

Posted by: ishatina at August 23, 2008 7:56 AM

ha ha ha you don't have to say it, i look FABULOUS!

Posted by: ishatina at August 23, 2008 7:58 AM

I hope they see the lettuce in this look...not the godzilla-look Suede was going for....I am working it, working it! See the lettuce!

Posted by: Leigh at August 23, 2008 8:08 AM

Does this dress make me draggy??

Posted by: Teejay at August 23, 2008 10:31 AM

LET ME REACH OUT, REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE

Posted by: LINDA HIGGINS at August 23, 2008 11:19 AM

"Kiss me, I am TOTALLY Irish!"

Posted by: Rachel at August 23, 2008 11:28 AM

The hills are alive with the sound of lettuce.

Posted by: Chrissy at August 23, 2008 11:39 AM

run!! a love struck godzilla is comeing after me!

Posted by: shi at August 23, 2008 12:53 PM

I love this outfit dahling... I'm green with lunacy!

Posted by: Shandi at August 23, 2008 1:04 PM

No! Away from the light; that green, green, light...

Posted by: rachel at August 23, 2008 1:05 PM

No! Away form the light; the green, green light

Posted by: rachel at August 23, 2008 1:10 PM

tomato!! don't leeavee meee!! i swear me and carrot are simply friends!!

Posted by: kelly at August 23, 2008 2:15 PM

My panty hoes are riding up like they're my roots!

Posted by: Stevie Jay at August 23, 2008 3:01 PM

Come back! I thought you knew I was a dude.

Posted by: Damian Stewart at August 23, 2008 3:35 PM

"Stop in the name of love"

Posted by: Joanie Malone at August 23, 2008 5:22 PM

"Stop in the name of love"

Posted by: Joanie Malone at August 23, 2008 5:24 PM

"Darling!!!!!! I Looooovve a Fresh Tossed Salad!"

Posted by: Anae at August 23, 2008 5:45 PM

" G O D Z I L L A starts in just 5 more minutes...... no cutting!!!!!

If you don't make it in this flick...... you'll just have to wait for the

next" "tudlessss"

Posted by: MsKat at August 23, 2008 6:00 PM

"G O D Z I L L A starts in just - 5 - minutes!!!!!!

NO C U T T I N G PaLEEEZZZZa!!!

If you don't make in to this showing..... you'll just have to wait

for the next ~ !"

Posted by: MsKat at August 23, 2008 6:04 PM

What? Ashlee Simpson told me that a little jig always makes everything better! When in doubt dance, dance, dance!

Posted by: staci at August 23, 2008 7:02 PM

" no need to worry because lettuce woman is here!"

Posted by: lan at August 23, 2008 7:14 PM

" no need to worry because lettuce woman is here!"

Posted by: lan at August 23, 2008 7:15 PM

I'm all for going green, but this is a little much!!!

Posted by: Abie Cam. at August 23, 2008 7:56 PM

"Cher! Please! Just gimme another shot! I've been waiting FOREVER to be a backup dancer on tour with you!"

Posted by: janine at August 23, 2008 8:13 PM

meet austin scarlet... on acid.

Posted by: sam at August 23, 2008 10:17 PM

"You're mine, Tim Gunn! Mine!"

Posted by: Amy at August 23, 2008 11:10 PM

"What do you mean, he served my hat for the salad course!"

Posted by: Diana Puls at August 24, 2008 12:22 AM

"I'll toss you somethin' decadent baby...lettuce do lunch!"

Posted by: Susan Peter at August 24, 2008 1:35 AM

"I'm felling totally wedgy in this outfit!"

Posted by: Sabita at August 24, 2008 2:14 AM

boob/face impact in 5...4...

Posted by: Kelsea at August 24, 2008 6:41 AM

boob/face impact in 5...4...

Posted by: kelsea at August 24, 2008 6:47 AM

"Stop! In the name of love...before u break my heels"

Posted by: Sea at August 24, 2008 8:28 AM

Kermit said, "it's not easy being green" however, it is fabulous being a queen.

Posted by: theresat at August 24, 2008 8:39 AM

And now for my impression of a "Salad Shooter"...

BLEEECCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tay at August 24, 2008 10:52 AM

Suede- "Suede thinks that Suede made a good decision when he made her wear his gloves."

Posted by: Jessica Womick at August 24, 2008 11:49 AM

You're gonna love me yea..I don't care if you hate my ways but you're gonna love me YEAH!!

Posted by: Natty at August 24, 2008 12:06 PM

And now introducing my closest freinds: Wedgeof Tomato and Capfulla Ceasar. Give em a round of applause!

Posted by: Sherry at August 24, 2008 1:04 PM

Tim come back! The ranch dressing and Rupaul, I promise it's not what you think. Suede made me do it, we just wanted to win!

Posted by: maria at August 24, 2008 1:08 PM

Austin would have used real produce not this cheap satin. And come on rosetts, what is this season three.

Posted by: maria at August 24, 2008 1:13 PM

"That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady"

Posted by: Bre at August 24, 2008 1:24 PM

"Stacy, Clinton....wait up!!! I'll be right there!"

Posted by: sue at August 24, 2008 3:55 PM

Yes, Mrs. Dog Bounty Hunter was indeed delighted with her new makeover - she'd never dreamed her hair could be the same size as her ass.

Posted by: sue at August 24, 2008 4:17 PM

Ha - ha - ha, Ho - ho - ho - And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how we laugh the day away, In the Merry Old Land of Oz!

Posted by: Andrea at August 24, 2008 4:55 PM

Maybe if I flick my arm this way, these things will come off.

Posted by: Pyrose at August 24, 2008 4:58 PM

Ahh come on...your just jealous my melons are bigger than yours!

Posted by: Rachel A at August 24, 2008 9:01 PM

RuPaul, eat your heart out!

Posted by: Kristina at August 24, 2008 9:11 PM

"I'm a beautiful butterfly!"

Posted by: Ashley at August 24, 2008 10:52 PM

"I call this one the 'Salad Spinner."

Posted by: Claudia at August 25, 2008 12:07 AM

So what if lettuce is the only head I can get, I look FABOULOUS!!!

Posted by: tamar carter at August 25, 2008 12:54 AM

"let me put out the fire with my LETTUCEEEE"

Posted by: gabe cortez at August 25, 2008 2:22 AM

Move over, Rupaul. I am the Queen of this fashion buffet and I am crunchilicios!!

Posted by: Karen L. at August 25, 2008 2:54 AM

Lettuce entertain you!!! Lettuce make you smile............

Posted by: Jean M at August 25, 2008 3:04 AM

And that, boys and girls, is the story of how I became Armsa Lettuce.

Posted by: Angelina at August 25, 2008 9:47 AM

Heidi you bitch, come back here with my spanks!

Posted by: J. Powers at August 25, 2008 10:12 AM

No, seriously! To make this outfit look good you have to pull my finger!

Posted by: Suzy at August 25, 2008 12:11 PM

Help me! I'm melting...melting...melting...

Posted by: Suzy at August 25, 2008 12:12 PM

" Poison Ivy, eat your heart out!"

Posted by: susan at August 25, 2008 2:51 PM

One more for the cheap seats in the back!

Posted by: Sara at August 25, 2008 2:58 PM

"Man! I feel like a woman!"

Posted by: Melissa at August 25, 2008 4:32 PM

"Man! I feel like a woman!"

Posted by: Melissa at August 25, 2008 4:34 PM

Grandpa Suede? Is that you? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE GLOVES, MAN?!

Posted by: Jo at August 25, 2008 8:36 PM

Don't cry for me Argentina!

Posted by: Kathrine Keller at August 26, 2008 1:06 AM

EVERYTHING'S COM-IN' UP RO-MAINE for me and for YOU!

Posted by: Laura at August 26, 2008 1:09 AM

"I may not be Heidi Klum, but can she provide the goods for an 'all you can eat' salad bar!?"

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 26, 2008 4:22 AM

"I may not be Heidi Klum, but can Heidi provide the goods for an 'All You Can Eat' Salad Bar!?"

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 26, 2008 4:31 AM

Look, there's my son, Brussel Sprouts!!! Brussel, Mommy's over hear darling!!!

Posted by: JH at August 26, 2008 11:35 AM

Wait, you want to cast me in The Producers?

Posted by: Heidi at August 26, 2008 12:49 PM

Yet another victim of a drive by dressing...

Posted by: sue at August 26, 2008 1:18 PM

yet another victim of a "drive by dressing"...

Posted by: sue at August 26, 2008 1:19 PM

Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match find me a find catch me a catch!!!

Posted by: kris at August 26, 2008 9:16 PM

Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match find me a find catch me a catch!!!!

Posted by: kris at August 26, 2008 9:19 PM

The process was painful, but Ms. Head Of Lettuce was overjoyed to finally become the produce item she knew she was deep inside.

Posted by: Bridget at August 27, 2008 12:10 AM

The process was painful, but in the end Head Of Lettuce was overjoyed to finally become the produce item she always knew she was deep inside.

Posted by: Bridget at August 27, 2008 12:11 AM

The process was painful, but Ms. Head Of Lettuce was overjoyed to finally become the produce item she had always known she was deep inside.

Posted by: Bridget at August 27, 2008 12:13 AM

I'm staying.
I'm staying.
And you, you, you're gonna love me!!!!!!
(from Dream girls)

Posted by: jzzzzd at August 27, 2008 1:00 AM

Wait - you've got my hair primer color!

Posted by: jzzzzd at August 27, 2008 1:01 AM

I said i was Head of Lettuce not a Cabbage Patch kid!!

Posted by: Joe Paradise at August 27, 2008 7:26 AM

I said i was Head of Lettuce not a Cabbage Patch kid!!

Posted by: Joe Paradise at August 27, 2008 7:26 AM

Wait Tim! It's only my lettuce that's "wilted"!

Posted by: Jeannine Favretto at August 27, 2008 8:43 AM

Lettuce entertain you! Lettuce make you smile!

Posted by: Christina at August 27, 2008 8:56 AM

Shiitaki Mushrooms! I've twisted my ankle!

Posted by: Allison at August 27, 2008 9:53 AM

"I love you, Jolly Green Giant...Don't leave me!"

Posted by: Jason at August 27, 2008 10:01 AM

"...In the event of an emergency, please exit the aircraft by using the door at the rear of the plane. We hope that you enjoy your flight and thank you again for flying with Iceberg Air."

Posted by: Leah B. at August 27, 2008 11:44 AM

Wonder lettuce powers activate!! Form of- radicchio!

Posted by: Heidi at August 27, 2008 1:16 PM

That's right Liza, Be GREEN with envy, watch me WORK!

Posted by: Jack at August 27, 2008 1:20 PM

Hold the TOMATOESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: shlin at August 27, 2008 4:11 PM

Help! I look like Liza Minnelli meets a save the kimodo dragon campaign!

Posted by: Luke at August 27, 2008 4:31 PM

Get ready, Tokyo -- Godzilla's bringing new meaning to the word "fierce!"

Posted by: Rachel at August 27, 2008 4:42 PM

One lettuce, two lettuce, three lettuce, four, five lettuce, six lettuce please nor more

Posted by: Lauri at August 27, 2008 8:20 PM

One lettuce, two lettuce, three lettuce, four, five lettuce, six lettuce please no more

Posted by: Lauri at August 27, 2008 8:21 PM

I don't know why they have a problem with me being around the salad bar

Posted by: Lauri at August 27, 2008 8:23 PM