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"Vroom vroom!"

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2008 10:08 PM

"Vroom vroom!"

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2008 10:09 PM

"At least I'm not covered in seat belts!"

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2008 10:10 PM

"I'm a MODEL not a CAR!"

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2008 10:11 PM

"First the grocery store, now the autos shop?"

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2008 10:12 PM

"Does this car make my butt look fat?"

Posted by: Melissa at August 27, 2008 10:13 PM

Uhh... Judy Jetson just called: she wants her outfit back.

Posted by: chrissy maione at August 27, 2008 11:16 PM

I'm not going to say a word about the model's outfit behind me...until she is on the other side of the room!

Posted by: Matthew Scott at August 28, 2008 2:24 AM

Does this headlight look good or should I try the vent?

Posted by: Matthew Scott at August 28, 2008 2:25 AM

Don't mess with me! I can rip off the steel parts and hurt you with it!

Posted by: Iris at August 28, 2008 2:36 AM

this was obviously made from a cheap useless car. im guessing a escalade??? can i upgrade to a lambo or bently please?

Posted by: kelsey at August 28, 2008 2:56 AM

Beam me up baby!

Posted by: Kristina at August 28, 2008 3:05 AM

Oh my god I am and EDSALL

Posted by: Darlene Dira at August 28, 2008 6:30 AM

OH my god I am an EDSALL

Posted by: Darlene Dira at August 28, 2008 6:31 AM

Your car? or mine?

Posted by: Jane at August 28, 2008 7:54 AM

This dress does nothing for my sagging breasts

Posted by: Cloann at August 28, 2008 8:17 AM

And to finish the look, an air freshener around the neck!!!

Posted by: Stacia at August 28, 2008 9:04 AM

You know the car emission on my face looks sexy!

Posted by: sabrina schutzsmith at August 28, 2008 9:12 AM

You know the car emissions on my face makes me look sexy!

Posted by: sabrina schutzsmith at August 28, 2008 9:13 AM

Low riders, keep on rollin' baby.

Posted by: Lori Highby at August 28, 2008 9:15 AM

I keep my boobs in the pouch in the middle

Posted by: Lisa at August 28, 2008 9:38 AM

"You’re judging me aren't you?"

Posted by: Allison at August 28, 2008 9:40 AM

He didn't like my Gear Shift idea.

Posted by: Jody at August 28, 2008 9:45 AM

I wonder if this will finally get me into the next Transformers movie

Posted by: Christine at August 28, 2008 10:40 AM

Model comes equipped with automatic transmission, passenger-side airbags and power steering.

Posted by: Rachel D. at August 28, 2008 10:54 AM

Model comes equipped with automatic transmission, passenger-side airbags and power steering.

Posted by: Rachel D. at August 28, 2008 10:56 AM

A dress so fly I could wear it on Saturn!

Posted by: Cindy Brantley at August 28, 2008 10:56 AM

"You should see where he stashed the windshield wipers."

Posted by: Sarah at August 28, 2008 11:01 AM

"Stop staring at my headlights!"

Posted by: Laura D'Arienzo at August 28, 2008 11:13 AM

I told you I could turn that car seat cover into a dress!

Posted by: Loretta B. at August 28, 2008 11:13 AM

I told you I could turn that car seat cover into a dress!

Posted by: Loretta B. at August 28, 2008 11:15 AM

Why yes, I am a back seat babe!

Posted by: Cherie at August 28, 2008 11:29 AM

"WARNING: In case of an emergency, the airbag on my stomach will inflate"

Posted by: Chris at August 28, 2008 11:57 AM

Who wants to armor-all my #ss? I mean dash...

Posted by: Joanna at August 28, 2008 12:03 PM

Autobots...Transform!!

Posted by: Heidi at August 28, 2008 12:17 PM

The carborator is just a bit to high up my booty.

Posted by: CANDICE at August 28, 2008 12:21 PM

I know what you're thinking. You want to check and see what's under my hood, don't you?!

Posted by: Claudine at August 28, 2008 12:34 PM

I'll run you over if you get in my way!

Posted by: Amber Aguilar at August 28, 2008 12:35 PM

I know what you're thinking. You want to check and see what's under my hood, don't you?!

Posted by: Claudine at August 28, 2008 12:36 PM

I'm a runway moving violation!

Posted by: Laura at August 28, 2008 12:43 PM

You'd never guess I was Amish, would you?

Posted by: JH at August 28, 2008 12:45 PM

You're either in... or you're Audi.

Posted by: Laura at August 28, 2008 12:47 PM

It's the tailpipe that worry's me.

Posted by: Jane Heal at August 28, 2008 12:49 PM

Roll Up To My Bumper Baby

Posted by: ellen at August 28, 2008 12:59 PM

Can you see my "headlights"? No? Good.

Posted by: Andrew at August 28, 2008 1:22 PM

I get AM and FM with this setup baby!

Posted by: Sarah at August 28, 2008 1:34 PM

Not what your mother had in mind when she told you to always wear your seatbelt.

Posted by: Jessica at August 28, 2008 2:00 PM

Smooshed boobies are the new black, baby!

Posted by: TLF at August 28, 2008 2:02 PM

With this look and a few of my Tranformer friends, I'm thinking total model domination!

Posted by: nicole at August 28, 2008 2:32 PM

With this look and a few of my Tranformer friends, I'm thinking total model domination!

Posted by: nicole at August 28, 2008 2:33 PM

I pooped my designer panties!

Posted by: Jenn at August 28, 2008 2:55 PM

Hmm, my boobs really do look like an old teddy bear, don't they?

Posted by: Tyler at August 28, 2008 3:18 PM

I'm the hottest ride around...just look at my engine...move over R2D2 ...I'm ready for the next Star Wars adventure....

Posted by: Ruth at August 28, 2008 3:23 PM

what's YOUR make and model?

Posted by: LB Haddock at August 28, 2008 3:36 PM

With the price of gas these days, it's good that I'm a compact, hybrid car.

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 3:51 PM

I don't know why they wouldn't let me model in last weeks drag race!

Posted by: Sherri S. at August 28, 2008 4:00 PM

With the price of gas these days, it's a good thing I'm a compact, hybrid car.

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:01 PM

Built Ford Tough!!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:05 PM

Built Ford Tough!!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:06 PM

Do you like my stickshift?

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:08 PM

I bet you havn't seen a stickshift like this before!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:10 PM

I bet you havn't seen a stickshift like this before!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:11 PM

I bet you havn't seen a stickshift like this before!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:12 PM

I bet you havn't seen a stickshift like mine before!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 28, 2008 4:14 PM

At least he didn't make me look like the Michelin man!

Posted by: Lisa at August 28, 2008 4:28 PM

And I gave up med school for this!

Posted by: Marita at August 28, 2008 4:29 PM

I'm digging the new car smell.

Posted by: carolyn at August 28, 2008 4:32 PM

Tim, I am your father.

Posted by: Sherry at August 28, 2008 4:43 PM

Here's looking at you...I'm IN and you'r Not..Hottest Ride Yeti...!!!

Posted by: Ruth at August 28, 2008 4:55 PM

"If I lose my chances of winning the model portion of this show because he dressed me like the blinker of a Buick, I will burn rubber all over his face!"

Posted by: Lea Larry at August 28, 2008 5:10 PM

"I hope that cop Deckard doesn't try to use my bounty for a new electric sheep..."

Posted by: Jen at August 28, 2008 5:16 PM

"I hope that cop Deckard doesn't try to use my bounty for a new electric sheep..."

Posted by: Jen at August 28, 2008 5:17 PM

And everyone in Podunk USA thought I wouldn't amount to anything! Who's laughing now?

Posted by: Karen at August 28, 2008 5:17 PM

"It later turned out to be the worst Prom ever held on the Death Star"

Posted by: jen at August 28, 2008 5:19 PM

Thank God I didn't eat that cracker for lunch and opted for the leaf of lettuce instead.

Posted by: Karen at August 28, 2008 5:23 PM

The stick shift has been removed.

Posted by: Steven at August 28, 2008 5:38 PM

Junk in the trunk? I don't think so.

Posted by: Valerie Bowles at August 28, 2008 5:42 PM

You'll never guess where he put the stick shift.

Posted by: Lydia at August 28, 2008 5:50 PM

And then the high beams become low beams...

Posted by: Steven at August 28, 2008 5:57 PM

My eyeshadow brings all the boys to the yard

Posted by: dia at August 28, 2008 6:07 PM

Forget the seats! I've just had myself detailed.

Posted by: po at August 28, 2008 6:53 PM

Look alike version of the Chrysler buidling in NYC...

Posted by: jennifer at August 28, 2008 7:08 PM

"who knew a person could look like a car"

Posted by: Mackenzie at August 28, 2008 7:15 PM

Size 2 thanks to a low carburator diet!

Posted by: Shannon at August 28, 2008 8:13 PM

Excuse me? Is that a HYBRID that you're wearing?

Posted by: Shannon at August 28, 2008 8:19 PM

Hey..where are the cup holders??

Posted by: Lisa Flohr at August 28, 2008 8:30 PM

Not only living things have to breathe!

Posted by: Adedamola Omisore at August 28, 2008 8:53 PM

"You're right! I don't have an ass!"

Posted by: Mikke at August 28, 2008 9:27 PM

Do YOU wanna take this auf?

Posted by: tova Horowitz at August 28, 2008 9:31 PM

Do YOU wanna take this auf?

Posted by: tova at August 28, 2008 9:32 PM

Does this rev your engine??

Posted by: Megan at August 28, 2008 9:50 PM

Did you say "Lost in Space" or "lose that face?

Posted by: florie at August 28, 2008 10:27 PM

Danger - Tight Curves Ahead!!!

Posted by: Caroline at August 28, 2008 10:30 PM

You and I both know what I'm wearing is solely the product of this TV show...wink wink...

Posted by: Jessica Gamble at August 28, 2008 10:31 PM

"hotter then a BMW'

Posted by: Dezzy at August 28, 2008 10:36 PM

when gas prices get to high you can always ride me!

Posted by: Dezzy at August 28, 2008 10:38 PM

oops, I just let one rip

Posted by: Cindi In Florida at August 28, 2008 10:51 PM

oh yes I did...

Posted by: Cindi In Florida at August 28, 2008 10:53 PM

Think the world's ready for this goth telly tubbie?

Posted by: cheryl at August 28, 2008 11:03 PM

Let's take a moment to bow our heads in silence in the absence of Nina Garcia this week...All Right Everyone, LET'S PARTY!!

Posted by: James Fairchild at August 29, 2008 12:12 AM

Yeah, and I still have that new car smell.

Posted by: Gina at August 29, 2008 12:13 AM

"This is me at my last wardrobe fitting for the new movie 'The Matrix In The City'."

Posted by: J at August 29, 2008 12:55 AM

No, I can not tell you where my Mother Ship is because I'm wearing it!

Posted by: Beth at August 29, 2008 7:30 AM

"I'm not mid-size, I'm compact, damn it!"

Posted by: Jen at August 29, 2008 9:26 AM

"Being in a fender-bender isn't so bad after all"

Posted by: Molly B at August 29, 2008 12:06 PM

Jerell, where's my jet-pack?

Posted by: Ashley at August 29, 2008 1:45 PM

What nobody told you? Seatbelts are so in right now!

Posted by: Chantal at August 29, 2008 2:23 PM

What do you think I think about this outfit?

Posted by: Kathleen at August 29, 2008 3:27 PM

Don't make me say it . . .

Posted by: Wendi at August 29, 2008 3:29 PM

Try and smile . . It'll all be over soon . .

Posted by: Gracie at August 29, 2008 3:30 PM

Always there when you have nothing to wear. Saturn Hybrid.

Posted by: Angelina at August 29, 2008 6:18 PM

Help me ObiWan Kenobi, you are my only hope!

Posted by: Alissa at August 30, 2008 9:31 AM

Comic-Con or bust! Too bad the Blue-Fly wall doesn't have a light saber... It's all about the accessories!

Posted by: Christine Herman at August 30, 2008 2:30 PM

So then i have to say to Nina, "Hey sorry we're late; we were just stuck in a little grid lock traffic on the way to the runway." ... Somehow I still think they'll know I'm a model, not a car.

Posted by: Alex Herman at August 30, 2008 2:42 PM

Keith told you not to sit down? I couldn't sit down if I tried!

Posted by: mindy at August 30, 2008 3:36 PM

Saturn- a different kind of car, a different kind of evening wear.

Posted by: melissa at August 30, 2008 7:39 PM

You think this dress makes my grill look great...well, you should see my bumper!

Posted by: amy at August 31, 2008 9:47 AM

"If you look at my boobs one more time, Mr. Camera-man, I'm gonna make like this challenge and drive my heel up your a**."

Posted by: Aaron Lucas at September 1, 2008 12:41 AM

I could wear a Planet of the Apes hat, and I'd still win this thing.

Posted by: Ange at September 1, 2008 9:59 AM

"Shut up and drive me."

Posted by: Renee at September 1, 2008 3:41 PM

"oh yeah . . . I look seriously out of this world!"

Posted by: Nathan at September 2, 2008 2:50 PM

"Monster dress is going to EAT YOU!"

Posted by: Teri at September 2, 2008 6:43 PM

"Dressing like a car TURNS ME ON! Get it?!"

Posted by: Miriam C-S at September 2, 2008 10:26 PM

Just wait until you see where he put's my glove box!!!

Posted by: Joe Flohr at September 2, 2008 11:02 PM

Riding along in my modelmobile

Posted by: Stacia at September 3, 2008 8:10 AM

"I can see myself. Jeesh, I AM reallly pretty."

Posted by: tonya russ at September 3, 2008 8:43 AM

Yes ladies... it's a 2008 model with an extended warranty! Don't you love that new car smell? Fabulous!

Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2008 9:48 AM

Why yes this dress is easy to clean - just car wash & go!

Posted by: Emily L at September 3, 2008 10:53 AM

I thought this was a DEVO convention.

Posted by: Anita at September 3, 2008 11:51 AM

OUCH

Posted by: Anonymous at September 3, 2008 1:01 PM

Don't make me go all Xena on you!

Posted by: Diem Pham at September 3, 2008 2:03 PM

does this car make me look fat?

Posted by: Alice at September 3, 2008 2:38 PM

This dress is so hot! It's DRIVING me crazy.

Posted by: Gina at September 3, 2008 3:06 PM

"I think I blew a gasket!"

Posted by: mindy at September 3, 2008 3:22 PM

But Captain kirk.....Spock is right in the next room!

Posted by: Amanda at September 3, 2008 4:03 PM

But Captain kirk.....Spock is right in the next room!

Posted by: Amanda at September 3, 2008 4:04 PM

Trying to catch a deer with my headlights!

Posted by: Brigid at September 3, 2008 4:04 PM

You thought your highbeams were spectacular...

Posted by: Kristina at September 3, 2008 4:16 PM

You thought your highbeams were spectacular...

Posted by: Kristina at September 3, 2008 4:17 PM

I wanted to get into a new car, just not this way!

Posted by: Raven at September 3, 2008 4:41 PM

I told them I wanted to DRIVE a new car, not WEAR one!

Posted by: Raven at September 3, 2008 4:45 PM

Welcome to Thunder Dome!

Posted by: Sterling at September 3, 2008 5:18 PM

Hybrid never looked so good!

Posted by: Linda at September 3, 2008 5:19 PM

Welcome...to Thunder Dome!

Posted by: Sterling at September 3, 2008 5:20 PM

Don't I look sexy Baby?

Posted by: Lauren Bourque at September 3, 2008 9:39 PM

Where is Rachel Zoe when you need her???

Posted by: Jennifer at September 5, 2008 10:41 PM

"I Don't Think ArmorAll Will Help, In This Situation"!!!

Posted by: Susan K Lapp at September 10, 2008 4:18 PM