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Caption This Joe Moment!by nana at September 3, 2008, 10:02 PM
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Posted by: Hillary at September 4, 2008 12:21 AM Trust me. The wedgie look is so in this year! Posted by: Renata at September 4, 2008 8:35 AM Damn! The hem was even on the dress form... Posted by: cheryl at September 4, 2008 8:49 AM I'm really thinkin' I neeed to go back to my day job. Posted by: Karen at September 4, 2008 9:04 AM You should have told me you had to go to the bathroom *before* we got you into this dress... Posted by: debbie at September 4, 2008 9:05 AM Oh, no!! I sewed my hand to your butt! Posted by: Jimmy at September 4, 2008 9:20 AM "Talk about your atomic wedgie." Posted by: Lauri at September 4, 2008 9:31 AM It's not my sewing, one of her hips is higher than the other! Posted by: Teresa Turner at September 4, 2008 9:37 AM I have this in the bag. Check out the detail. FLAWLESS! Posted by: Kee at September 4, 2008 9:43 AM The judges are going to love THE HOLE I promise! Posted by: Tamara at September 4, 2008 10:04 AM The judges are going to love THE HOLE I promise! Posted by: Anonymous at September 4, 2008 10:11 AM Whoever smelt it dealt it. Posted by: Kara at September 4, 2008 10:15 AM "My hem is just fine ...your ass must be crooked!" Posted by: Mimi at September 4, 2008 10:16 AM She needs a little more junk in the trunk! Posted by: alma at September 4, 2008 10:45 AM Ok, I'm just gonna pull this loose thread...oops. Posted by: Paige at September 4, 2008 11:09 AM Lucky for her, I'm not ONLY a fashion designer; I'm also a licensed acupuncturist. Posted by: Rachel D. at September 4, 2008 11:12 AM Lucky for her, I'm not ONLY a fashion designer; I'm also a licensed acupuncturist. Posted by: Rachel D. at September 4, 2008 11:15 AM Hmmm....the more I pull this the higher her arms go up! F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S! Posted by: Lorraine at September 4, 2008 11:21 AM Toot now and you loose a friend... Posted by: Juliet at September 4, 2008 11:34 AM "My life is a disaster and I'm better than all these bozo's >>>>oh okay Joe...Focus!" Posted by: Jaylin Claspill at September 4, 2008 12:21 PM "My life is a disaster>>>>>I'm so much better than these Bozo's...oh okay Joe focus!" Posted by: Jaylin Claspill at September 4, 2008 12:29 PM The top fits SO well, they'll never notice the pink belt! Posted by: Raven at September 4, 2008 12:32 PM Fantastic! My model "let one rip" and now I have to sew the tear! Posted by: Raquel at September 4, 2008 12:39 PM Humming the Aha's- "Take on me, take me on!" Posted by: Nefera at September 4, 2008 12:40 PM We better hurry, we're a 'Little Behind.' Posted by: James Fairchild at September 4, 2008 12:51 PM We'd better hurry, we're a 'Little Behind.' Posted by: James Fairchild at September 4, 2008 12:53 PM We'd better hurry, we're a 'Little Behind.' Posted by: James Fairchild at September 4, 2008 12:54 PM We'd better hurry, we're a 'Little Behind.' Posted by: James Fairchild at September 4, 2008 12:54 PM I think this fushia belt will blind them from looking at my poor sewing skills! Posted by: Ember at September 4, 2008 12:59 PM We'd better hurry, we're a 'Little Behind.' Posted by: James Fairchild at September 4, 2008 1:03 PM "Great , I told you not to get your panties in a bunch!" Posted by: Veronica Bruno at September 4, 2008 1:05 PM "Great,I told you not to get your panties in a bunch!" Posted by: Veronica Bruno at September 4, 2008 1:07 PM I knew you shouldn't of eaten that carrot! Posted by: hsaenz75 at September 4, 2008 1:40 PM Oh, right... this is why I am a straight fashion designer. Posted by: Rachel Gerdes at September 4, 2008 1:58 PM Hmmmm....maybe I'd rather be a puppeteer! Posted by: Sonja at September 4, 2008 2:00 PM Joe thinks to himself, "I wish her hand were caught in my zipper!!!!!" Posted by: Sherri S. at September 4, 2008 2:03 PM Hmmmm...maybe I'd like to be a puppeteer instead. Posted by: Sonja at September 4, 2008 2:03 PM My stiches are straight, so your butt must be crooked! Posted by: Caron House at September 4, 2008 2:04 PM "How many times do I have to tell you...no baked beans before the runway show!" Posted by: Diana Puls at September 4, 2008 2:08 PM "Clashing pinks and mangled hems are so hot right now." Posted by: Jessica at September 4, 2008 2:08 PM "Clashing colors and mangled hems are so hot right now." Posted by: Jessica Vermillion at September 4, 2008 2:13 PM Joe: "I saw this movie where the mannequin turned into a real live girl..I wonder if I can get this one to do that!" Posted by: Sherri S. at September 4, 2008 2:13 PM "Just let me remove this cheek right here, this needs to be even..." Posted by: Carmen Guzman at September 4, 2008 2:13 PM I love it. I just love it. Diane will love it. Just another sew and it will look fabulous. Posted by: Ashma at September 4, 2008 2:31 PM "This outfit was supposed to look inspired by the style in Shanghai; not like it was made in Shanghai." Posted by: Jessica Vermillion at September 4, 2008 2:39 PM I love it. Diane would love it. I'm super confident. Just one more stith and it's fabulous. Posted by: Ashma at September 4, 2008 2:56 PM hmm...I think I need to put a little more junk in your trunk Posted by: Mel at September 4, 2008 3:22 PM Sweetie, I won't sew your cheeks together, I'm sorry...I could get into a lot of trouble and besides, your behind looks amazing, I swear...no, honestly, you can eat today... Posted by: Denise at September 4, 2008 3:38 PM Now where is Mammy when you need her! Posted by: Cheryl McCullough at September 4, 2008 3:51 PM "If only my sewing were as straight as I am!" Posted by: Caitlin at September 4, 2008 4:03 PM I wonder what my wife will think? Posted by: mindy at September 4, 2008 4:04 PM Ah, I think you got my reflex muscle with that last stitch. Posted by: Kotty B at September 4, 2008 4:38 PM Let's call the hole thing off. Posted by: Katrina at September 4, 2008 4:43 PM pppppbbfffft! Posted by: alicia at September 4, 2008 5:18 PM "There's a hole-lotta-shakin' goin' on, back here." Posted by: Joann O at September 4, 2008 5:43 PM "there's a hole-lotta-shakin' goin' on, back here" Posted by: Joann O at September 4, 2008 5:47 PM "there's a hole-lotta-shakin' goin' on, back here." Posted by: Joann O at September 4, 2008 5:49 PM "there's a hole-lotta-shakin' goin' on, back here." Posted by: Joann O at September 4, 2008 5:50 PM "there's a hole-lotta-shakin' goin' on, back here." Posted by: Joann O at September 4, 2008 5:51 PM "Eyes on the prize, Joe. Keep your eyes on the prize..." Posted by: Corrie at September 4, 2008 6:22 PM If you stare at it long enough, it acctually starts to look like a skirt! Posted by: JT at September 4, 2008 6:46 PM You'd have to be Shang-"high" to wear this look!! Posted by: Shannon at September 4, 2008 7:16 PM If I put a dart in your left cheek the hem will look straight... Posted by: Shannon at September 4, 2008 7:17 PM Here's a little Shanghi Suprise for you Sweety Posted by: Kelly Ryan at September 4, 2008 7:27 PM Model: Oh..., his hand is sooo cold! Posted by: d'mitri at September 4, 2008 7:43 PM Model: Oh..., his hand is soooo cold! Posted by: d'mitri at September 4, 2008 7:46 PM Model: Oh..., his hand is sooo cold?! Posted by: d'mitri at September 4, 2008 7:52 PM The butt of yet another Project Runway joke Posted by: Gerry at September 4, 2008 7:53 PM I'm looking for my ego - I know I left it in here somewhere. Posted by: Shelley at September 4, 2008 8:19 PM Is that pink? Posted by: Amanda at September 4, 2008 8:32 PM I.m gonna win! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!.... Posted by: Amanda at September 4, 2008 8:36 PM "where have you been all my life!" Posted by: terri at September 4, 2008 9:05 PM What if I just, say...pin all this excess fabric into a lovely french twist?! Posted by: jean at September 4, 2008 9:08 PM Maybe if you stopped doing the Robot from '83 I could get this hem straight! Posted by: Colleen at September 4, 2008 9:55 PM "Hmm, who would've thought the back would sew just as easily as the front..a real life mannequin, how conveniant." Posted by: Cha'Dean Clunis at September 4, 2008 9:57 PM "hmm, who would've thought sewing the back would be just as easy as the front, its like a real life mannequin-how conveniant." Posted by: chadean clunis at September 4, 2008 10:01 PM I should've gone on The Amazing Race like my wife suggested... Posted by: Donna at September 4, 2008 10:35 PM The tiny spy camera peeks out perfectly thru the holes! Posted by: Sandra at September 4, 2008 11:22 PM The spy camera peeks out perfectly thru the holes in the clothes! Posted by: Sandra at September 4, 2008 11:23 PM The spy camera peeks out perfectly thru the holes in the clothes! Posted by: Sandra Serrano at September 4, 2008 11:26 PM The spy camera peeks out perfectly through the holes in the clothes! Posted by: Sandra at September 4, 2008 11:26 PM "SOOO, i might be having left overs again....suckssss" Posted by: Cha'Dean Clunis at September 5, 2008 12:58 AM ....THAT'S where I left my keys! Posted by: Sarah at September 5, 2008 1:00 AM Oh...THAT'S where I left my keys! Posted by: Sarah at September 5, 2008 1:01 AM "A Foreign Derriere." Posted by: Laura at September 5, 2008 2:36 AM I am so 'MOONING' for you! Posted by: James Fairchild at September 5, 2008 2:42 AM Hmmm....if this pin pokes through will that deflate? Posted by: Dixie F. at September 5, 2008 7:20 AM "This damm zipper! Anyone have soap?" Posted by: Kathy Nolan at September 5, 2008 7:58 AM This tush just doesn't work with this dress. Let's take it off and use one from the Bluefly wall. Posted by: Tekisha Wilson at September 5, 2008 8:57 AM "wait wait... your butt makes this hem look too straight. Let me pin it up so it can look Posted by: e at September 5, 2008 10:11 AM "This would be so much easier if I was gay..." Posted by: Melissa at September 5, 2008 11:12 AM "This mannequin is so life-like!" Posted by: Linda at September 5, 2008 12:46 PM How's this for a SHANGHAI SURPRISE?! Posted by: James Fairchild at September 5, 2008 12:52 PM Okay, it's been an hour...are you finished down there yet? Posted by: James Fairchild at September 5, 2008 1:06 PM The fit back here really 'BUMS' me out. Posted by: James Fairchild at September 5, 2008 1:08 PM It's a good job i'm sleeping with half the crew or this mess of a dress might get me voted out! Posted by: Nat at September 5, 2008 1:15 PM "Get this thing off me! And I don't mean the dress." Posted by: Rachel at September 5, 2008 1:31 PM Pucker up! Posted by: Marsha at September 5, 2008 2:22 PM How did you get TP stuck in the zipper??? Posted by: julie at September 5, 2008 2:25 PM "This is Britney Spears goes to China. She's spying on Kevin Federline." Posted by: Saemi at September 5, 2008 2:55 PM Barbie and Ken? Posted by: Caroline at September 5, 2008 3:14 PM The challenge placed Joe-- the sole heterosexual male designer --close to the bottom, but he still was in the pink. Posted by: Mike G. at September 5, 2008 3:42 PM The challenge placed Joe-- the sole straight male designer --close to the bottom, but he still came out in the pink. Posted by: Mike G. at September 5, 2008 3:46 PM huh, yeah my name is Joe...I like sew. Black and pink (chuckle) better than mink. This I spy attire will set off a fire of Beijing meets style, my outfit will win victories in piles. "Did I just say that out loud?" Posted by: Iylia at September 5, 2008 3:51 PM huh, yeah my name is Joe...I like sew. Black and pink (chuckle) better than mink. This I spy attire will set off a fire of Beijing meets style, my outfit will win victories in piles. "Did I just say that out loud?" Posted by: Iylia at September 5, 2008 3:52 PM Making this outfit is like making a Mulan costume for my little girl. Posted by: Diem Pham at September 5, 2008 4:05 PM "where is that smell coming from?" Posted by: courtney at September 5, 2008 4:13 PM After the show, my daugter can wear this to her dance recital! Posted by: Paige at September 5, 2008 6:35 PM "Oh, Love, you do know that your tatts is starting to sag a bit, don't you?" Posted by: Suzanne at September 5, 2008 7:05 PM Now just remember not to fart ok? Posted by: GENA at September 5, 2008 7:32 PM "Stay still honey, this won't hurt... the pin will only feel like a mosquito bite." Posted by: Abby at September 5, 2008 7:46 PM hmph..models.....i told her that breathing was NOT an option! Posted by: mimi at September 5, 2008 8:00 PM "Wedgie your IN wedgie your OUT" Posted by: Alyssa at September 5, 2008 8:52 PM "I know I designed this, I hope she does'nt notice how hideous this pink belt looks on her..." Posted by: Lamin at September 5, 2008 8:57 PM It fits- she has a half of an ass for a half ass job! Posted by: Lamin P Swann at September 5, 2008 8:58 PM If I can make pink work on a drag queen I can make it work for you. Posted by: Chela S. at September 5, 2008 9:02 PM My outfit looks F A B U L I C I O U S... OH MY GOD, I'm turning into Blayne!!! Posted by: S.Reyna at September 5, 2008 10:06 PM "Party City here I come!" Posted by: Amanda Z at September 5, 2008 10:08 PM My outfit look F A B U L I C I O U S... OH MY GOD, I'm turning into Blayne!!! Posted by: S.Reyna at September 5, 2008 10:09 PM Does this dress come with a happy ending? Posted by: Samantha at September 5, 2008 10:14 PM Quit Wiggling your Butt Sweetie, Big Sigh! Posted by: alice S. at September 5, 2008 10:25 PM Hmm...all i need is a samurai sword to complete this look! Posted by: Samantha at September 5, 2008 10:25 PM Hmmm...a samurai sword is just what this outfit needs! Posted by: Samantha at September 5, 2008 10:28 PM Joe: Damn, girl I told you to use some of that Nivea cellulite lotion crap. Now I sewed the cellulite into the dress. Ah well, the giant pink belt will draw attention away from it at least. =] Posted by: Saparja at September 5, 2008 10:31 PM HMM...A samurai sword is just what this outfit needs! Posted by: Derek at September 5, 2008 10:33 PM Hmmm...a samurai sword is just what this outfit needs. Posted by: Samantha at September 5, 2008 10:36 PM
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Posted by: Samantha at September 5, 2008 10:51 PM If this was a haircut, it would be a mullet! Posted by: Cheri at September 6, 2008 12:08 AM If this outfit was a haircut, it would be a mullet. Posted by: Cheri at September 6, 2008 12:11 AM I am trying to give you a butt, but sewing can only do so much. Posted by: Carla at September 6, 2008 12:37 AM What a hot shaighai mess this is. Posted by: J.H. at September 6, 2008 1:04 AM I see her ass on a milk carton--missing... Posted by: J at September 6, 2008 3:13 AM Darn, I should have put a back on the shirt and left the skirt backless...that would have impressed the judges! Posted by: Lori at September 6, 2008 3:21 AM Darn, I should have made the shirt with a back and left the skirt backless...that would have really impressed the judges! Posted by: Lori at September 6, 2008 3:23 AM Why didn't I get more of that blinding neon pink fabric? This black skirt is so making me depress. Posted by: Karen L. at September 6, 2008 3:25 AM Mmmmmm, now that Von Furstenburger looks scrumptious! Posted by: Maria M. at September 6, 2008 11:26 AM Trust me, it's all in the back!! Posted by: Anonymous at September 6, 2008 11:56 AM Trust me, I got this in the BACK! Posted by: Mulat88 at September 6, 2008 12:05 PM Next time I'll use Blayne instead of the dress model...I used way too much fabric! Posted by: Megan at September 6, 2008 2:03 PM It's going to fit perfectly. Just hold your skirt like this as you walk down the runway. Posted by: William C. at September 6, 2008 3:10 PM The challenge placed Joe close to the bottom, but he still came out in the pink. Posted by: Mike G. at September 6, 2008 8:22 PM Just call me 00Joe...no wait,that's Bond ..Joe Bond..ha,ha..gosh..I think I need a drink! Posted by: Lisa Flohr at September 7, 2008 10:34 PM I really thought Tim would go for the open back skirt... Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:51 AM Okay if you hold her behind a little longer no one will question your sexuality... I'm straight guys! Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:54 AM Okay just hold her behind a little longer and no one will question your sexuality... I'm straight guys! Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:55 AM Okay just hold her behind a little longer and no one will question your sexuality... I'm straight guys! Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:56 AM I thought for sure Tim would go for the open back skirt... Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:57 AM I thought Tim would for sure go for the open back skirt... Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:58 AM Okay just hold her behind a little longer and no one will question your sexuality... I'm straight guys! Posted by: Kristall at September 8, 2008 12:59 AM I see London, I see France . . . oh, and is that what Shang Hi looks like? Posted by: Karen at September 8, 2008 7:40 AM "I told you NOT to remove your butt enhancers." Posted by: Gail at September 8, 2008 8:56 AM I told you not to sit down!! Posted by: Lesli at September 8, 2008 8:56 AM "I ask you NOT to remove your butt enhancers". Posted by: Gail at September 8, 2008 8:57 AM I told you not to sit in this before the show...now you've tainted my flawless career! Posted by: allison at September 8, 2008 9:32 AM Looks like I might be able to squeeze my hand in there... Posted by: cara at September 8, 2008 10:08 AM I'll just to pretend to know what I'm doing! Posted by: Jenny at September 8, 2008 2:46 PM I'm sure there is an ass in here somewhere! Posted by: Cathy at September 8, 2008 3:08 PM Maybe if i continue feeling her up, I can distract myself from this god-awful pink disaster ive created... Posted by: Kimbo at September 8, 2008 3:55 PM Maybe if I spit in it I can get your wallet out dear Posted by: joeri at September 8, 2008 4:07 PM Button up those cuffs Missy, I don't want a sloppy look detracting from what is clearly Shanghai on a Shingle! Posted by: olivia at September 8, 2008 5:12 PM You know what they say "Hole today Gone Tomorrow". Posted by: Joe Flohr at September 8, 2008 9:15 PM I can make the bustle happen again! Posted by: Paula at September 8, 2008 10:08 PM Hold still! I'm trying to sew your back end together! Posted by: Brielle at September 8, 2008 10:28 PM Do not worry, pink grasshopper... Master Joe is one with the needle. Posted by: Karen at September 9, 2008 12:58 AM Don't move an inch or this "hole" thing will unravel and my shanghai sensation will be shanglow! Posted by: Katrina at September 9, 2008 3:26 AM Holey crooked seams, Straightman! Posted by: Seti at September 9, 2008 7:04 AM Ouch! My butt is not your pin cushion! Posted by: Sarah at September 9, 2008 9:21 AM "get your butt in here!!!" Posted by: Anonymous at September 9, 2008 9:37 AM I forgot my cup of joe, maybe the judges won't notice the huge hole and the off hem. Posted by: Paula at September 9, 2008 10:10 AM Undercover? Out of cover hide quick. Posted by: Paula at September 9, 2008 10:12 AM I am a size 0 and I don't need bootie lipo. Besides, that needle is way to small! Posted by: Heather Haney at September 9, 2008 11:36 AM and another one bites the dust..... Posted by: Melody at September 9, 2008 11:46 AM Well... maybe they won't notice. Posted by: Mario Leal at September 9, 2008 1:35 PM "I wonder how long I can pretend to be sewing before she realizes that I'm just staring at her ass." Posted by: Victoria at September 9, 2008 2:35 PM Say no to crack!! Posted by: Heidi at September 9, 2008 3:34 PM "No, I am actually straight...why do you ask?" Posted by: rebecca at September 9, 2008 4:00 PM Well...if you would just stop eating, I wouldn't have to sew this atomic fart blocker into your dress! Posted by: Jenny at September 9, 2008 4:11 PM Now if only we could make your butt uneven, this skirt would fit perfectly! Posted by: JR at September 9, 2008 5:46 PM Butt...wait! There's more! Posted by: Susan Koch at September 9, 2008 6:39 PM Think professional thoughts, think profassional thoughts, think her ass is - I mean - shit. Posted by: Hannele at September 9, 2008 8:42 PM Model: Does my face look ok? Posted by: MM at September 9, 2008 8:47 PM "I swear the wind up key on these lady robot models is getting harder and harder to find." Posted by: Laura at September 9, 2008 8:53 PM Can you bend over a bit? I think I've relocated my lost inspiration! Posted by: melele at September 9, 2008 10:08 PM How 'bout I pretend to ride a bicycle while you pretend to be a designer? Posted by: Fierce at September 9, 2008 10:49 PM ... think about baseball... think about baseball... think about baseball... Posted by: Surrealist at September 9, 2008 10:55 PM if you pick my wedgie it'll pick yours Posted by: Emily at September 10, 2008 2:06 AM "I'm just going to approach this like I'm making a Halloween dress for my daughter." Posted by: Luke Williams at September 10, 2008 11:32 AM “And the optometrist told me my color blindness would affect my life...” Posted by: Gregg at September 10, 2008 2:37 PM Maybe this will make this a little bitt shorter... Posted by: Lisa at September 10, 2008 3:13 PM Holy Shanghai surprise I have got to make this mismatched pink, crazy caped look work! Posted by: Emily L at September 10, 2008 3:39 PM Diann von Furstenberg... hey, no pressure... let's see... needle goes in needle comes out... needle goes in... needle goes... where? Posted by: cheryl at September 10, 2008 5:39 PM Post a comment
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