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Caption This Keith Moment!by nana at September 10, 2008, 10:01 PM
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Posted by: Gail at September 11, 2008 8:27 AM I DID Pick up all the pins, and I made it work for Posted by: Gail at September 11, 2008 8:35 AM I DID Pick up all the pins, and I made it work for Posted by: Gail at September 11, 2008 8:36 AM "Am I on BlueFly.com"? ; "For PROJECT RUNWAY"? Or "Is This The Try-Outs For The Part Of E-GORE" ? Posted by: Susan K Lapp at September 11, 2008 8:46 AM They brought me back, now to start enacting my revenge Posted by: Lauri at September 11, 2008 9:14 AM Get away from me, you can't make me leave again Posted by: Lauri at September 11, 2008 9:18 AM "Since my elimination from Project Runway, Christian Siriano is training me for "MuscleMania"; this is my "fierce" pose." Posted by: Diana Puls at September 11, 2008 9:21 AM "I often find myself break dancing at inappropriate moments." Posted by: Elizabeth Briggs at September 11, 2008 9:32 AM First I shred, then I tile and THEN I do the mash, I do the monster mash. Posted by: Jude Douglas at September 11, 2008 9:54 AM Great, it's almost deadline, and my hand has fallen asleep! Posted by: Shannon at September 11, 2008 10:09 AM Terri inspired me...I'm trying out for the Lion King when I'm done here. I just can't wait to be King! Posted by: Ryanne at September 11, 2008 10:24 AM Boohaha! I'll get you my pretty and your little avant-garde dress too! Posted by: Danielle at September 11, 2008 10:35 AM See, I wasn't exaggerating when I said working with Terri would send me into convulsions! Posted by: Lindsay at September 11, 2008 10:39 AM EW - get that horrid fabric away from me before I slap you. Go go! Posted by: Kristi at September 11, 2008 10:49 AM I am having a seizure from the hidiousness that is this outfit! I need more fringe, STAT! Posted by: Saemi at September 11, 2008 10:51 AM ... and your little dog too. Posted by: Marie at September 11, 2008 11:17 AM They should notice me in Salt Lake City now ! Posted by: Marie at September 11, 2008 11:23 AM Ewwww! Get that polyester away from me!!!!! Posted by: Pea at September 11, 2008 11:30 AM If I just stay focused, maybe no one will notice my arm is leaving my body. Posted by: Jeanne at September 11, 2008 11:38 AM If I just stay focused, maybe no one will notice my arm is leaving my body. Posted by: Jeanne at September 11, 2008 11:40 AM If I just stay focused, maybe no one will notice my arm is leaving my body. Posted by: Jeanne at September 11, 2008 11:45 AM "OOh.. look at me.. I'm Terry and I'm a great designer... I don't think so, she wishes she knew what Avant Garde meant! Posted by: Jennifer H at September 11, 2008 11:53 AM "...and then I was all, 'Here is my handle, here is my spout.'" Posted by: Rachel D. at September 11, 2008 11:58 AM "...ew...ew! Call 911...I touched polyester!!" Posted by: Lynda B. at September 11, 2008 12:05 PM assignment...to dress an ape...will it fit me? Posted by: ellin at September 11, 2008 12:13 PM "I'm a maniac... maniac... that's for sure..."(flash dance) Posted by: Allison at September 11, 2008 12:19 PM I'm about to enter a whirlwind of bad style...again. Posted by: Katie at September 11, 2008 12:43 PM Oh my god that is the ugliest dress I have ever seen! Is that my fabric!?!?!?!?!?! Posted by: Amanda Johnson at September 11, 2008 12:51 PM I am going to play my air guitar, since you won't let me do anything else Posted by: Taryn Heisler at September 11, 2008 1:09 PM First he put me in a head-lock, and then he stole my Prada belt! Posted by: Melissa at September 11, 2008 1:11 PM So Michael, to get the perfect "sad molting gray chicken" effect, you have to REALLY ruffle the material like this!! Posted by: Dena at September 11, 2008 1:43 PM So Michael, to get the perfect "sad molting gray chicken" effect, you have to REALLY ruffle the material- like this!! Posted by: Dena at September 11, 2008 1:46 PM If she moves her body like this, maybe she can fit in the Dress! Posted by: Janet at September 11, 2008 1:47 PM Bet you didn't think the Hunchback could design clothes! Posted by: Melania Johnson at September 11, 2008 1:49 PM "This is gonna be so hot yo! just strut out there like YEEEE!" Posted by: britt at September 11, 2008 1:49 PM "This is gonna be so hot Yo! Just strut out thurr like YEEEEE!" Posted by: Brittany at September 11, 2008 1:56 PM If I can't win Project Runway, I'll break out my moves for "So You Think You Can Dance!" Posted by: Melinda Staab at September 11, 2008 2:13 PM If I can't be a designer, then I've got my Hip Hop dance career to fall back on. Posted by: James Fairchild at September 11, 2008 2:33 PM I said-a Hip Hop, a Hippity-hop, a Hip Hip Hippity-hop... Posted by: James Fairchild at September 11, 2008 2:37 PM OH NO! I broke my arm in that cat fight!! Posted by: TAMMY BRYSON at September 11, 2008 2:47 PM Is that model pooping fabric? Yuck! Posted by: Betty at September 11, 2008 2:53 PM I'm doing the half-chicken dance, PEOPLE! Posted by: Rozalia at September 11, 2008 2:53 PM Is that model pooping fabric? Yuck! Posted by: Betty at September 11, 2008 2:54 PM DEPENDS® don't fail me now. Posted by: Gregg at September 11, 2008 2:56 PM Getting stabbed in the back really hurts! Posted by: AKD at September 11, 2008 3:00 PM "Quick! Look behind me, is it still coming?" Posted by: Barbara at September 11, 2008 3:02 PM "This is my impression of Heidi in one of my dresses!" Posted by: Rayjean at September 11, 2008 3:05 PM "But the joke's on Terry - I 'accidentally forgot' to wear my Old Spice today!" Posted by: Kate at September 11, 2008 3:14 PM I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle... Posted by: Tori at September 11, 2008 3:16 PM I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is... Posted by: Tori at September 11, 2008 3:19 PM "I will show in Fashion Week...You'll see...I'll get even." Posted by: mindy at September 11, 2008 4:19 PM "OK...Let's hug it out!" Posted by: mindy at September 11, 2008 4:20 PM Desperately trying to swat the Bluefly... Posted by: Shannon at September 11, 2008 4:26 PM ... and THIS is how I think up all my beautiful designs. It works. Seriously." Posted by: Valerie V. at September 11, 2008 4:38 PM The hairs in my left armpit can make a better dress! Posted by: sharon at September 11, 2008 5:23 PM I can't.. control.. my arm.. I am about to choke Terri!! Posted by: christy snow at September 11, 2008 6:25 PM Now the ladies love a man who can dance. Posted by: Kari at September 11, 2008 7:26 PM "Drop it like it's HOT, Drop it like it's HOT!!" Posted by: stephanie at September 11, 2008 7:34 PM This is my "I'm feeling vulnerable 'cause I was recently auf'd" look. Posted by: Donna at September 11, 2008 7:41 PM It only hurts when I move my arm like this. Posted by: Carolyn at September 11, 2008 7:51 PM I'm very fragile right now!!! Posted by: Laura at September 11, 2008 7:59 PM I'M VERY FRAGILE RIGHT NOW!!! Posted by: Laura at September 11, 2008 8:07 PM EEEKS! This Avant Garde look just can't be touched! Posted by: Marvina Panagos at September 11, 2008 8:16 PM EEEKS! This Avant Garde look just can't be touched! Posted by: Marvina at September 11, 2008 8:19 PM EEEKS! This Avant Garde look just can't be touched! Posted by: Marvina at September 11, 2008 8:21 PM “For this week’s runway show, I’m going for a kind of Deconstructed Yeti look.” Posted by: Kari at September 11, 2008 8:30 PM It is I, Igor your trusty assistant. Posted by: Dina at September 11, 2008 8:32 PM Teri's not taking to me...so instead of watching the catwalk...I'm gonna catsctrach her Posted by: sam at September 11, 2008 8:50 PM I got a boo-boo, anyone got a band-aid? Posted by: Joe Flohr at September 11, 2008 9:07 PM You put your left arm in, You put your left arm out,You put your left arm in and shake it all about-"EVERYONE JOIN IN - IT'S THE "HOKEY POKEY!" Posted by: Dana at September 11, 2008 9:33 PM "EVERYONE JOIN IN- IT'S THE "HOKEY POKEY!" Posted by: Dana at September 11, 2008 9:37 PM Ahhhh!!! that fur that Teri bought at the store gave me fleas. Posted by: cheryl at September 11, 2008 10:26 PM "im to sexy for my shirt!" Posted by: russell at September 11, 2008 11:01 PM "This is how we get down in Utah." Posted by: kim at September 11, 2008 11:13 PM WATCH OUT STELLA, THEY BROUGHT ME BACK AND IM COMIN' FOR YA LETHA FACE! Posted by: JON at September 12, 2008 12:15 AM "So how about the model ends up in this pose and like a crazy expression on her face to like match the fur that you just through all over the oufit?..." Posted by: Esther M at September 12, 2008 12:55 AM "Mom always said there'd be days like this." Posted by: Kathleen Lee at September 12, 2008 1:22 AM "Mom always said there'd be days like this." Posted by: Kathleen Lee at September 12, 2008 1:31 AM As Terri’s design nears completion, in horror Keith says: “Someone shoot it….someone SHOOT it! It’s getting closer! Don't feed it after midnight!" Posted by: Cheri D. at September 12, 2008 1:56 AM I can walk better than the model! Posted by: Carol L at September 12, 2008 2:04 AM I can walk down the runway better than the models Posted by: Carol L at September 12, 2008 2:06 AM OHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY . . . Posted by: Devon at September 12, 2008 2:22 AM "you put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and oh no! terri kicked me the hell out!" Posted by: Claudia Z at September 12, 2008 2:31 AM His success as an Olympic swimmer behind him, Michael Phelps still has flashbacks to Beijing. Posted by: Bill Redmann at September 12, 2008 3:23 AM When the stress of the new career becomes too great, Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has flashbacks to Beijing. Posted by: Bill Redmann at September 12, 2008 4:00 AM I don't like you and I'm gonna take a nap! So NYEAH! Posted by: Robert Welter at September 12, 2008 6:59 AM I don't like you and I'm gonna take a nap! so NYEAH! Posted by: Robert Welter at September 12, 2008 7:02 AM Holy #$%! That is the gnarliest fabric trim I've ever seen!! Take it off! Take it off! Posted by: Vickie at September 12, 2008 8:29 AM Can't. . .control. . .arm. Must destroy mannequin! Posted by: Lauren at September 12, 2008 9:33 AM "Im a lion.....RAWR!" Posted by: Cassie at September 12, 2008 10:38 AM If you don't let me help, I am gonna tell my mother on you! Posted by: Linda Tapp at September 12, 2008 12:04 PM "SWATCH OUT! I take everything personal!" Posted by: Amanda T. at September 12, 2008 12:09 PM FRINGE! Your outfit needs more fringe, stat! After the model gets the outfit on, I can sculpt it here, and I can sculpt it here! Fringe! Posted by: Chelsea Wand at September 12, 2008 12:18 PM No, I will not take a nap until I'm finished whining! Posted by: Robin Shaw at September 12, 2008 12:41 PM Re-submitting -- not sure it was successfully sent.... No, I won't take a nap until I'm finished whining! Posted by: Robin Shaw at September 12, 2008 12:48 PM The last ruche...and then my arm stuck like this...YOU make it work, Tim Gunn! Posted by: Tina at September 12, 2008 2:17 PM This is a good place for a stick-up Posted by: Raggdyandy at September 12, 2008 2:47 PM I said, "suck it in" like this. The dress is a perfect fit, it is your body that is causing the problem. Posted by: Terry at September 12, 2008 3:43 PM That dress needs some swatches girl! Posted by: Kristall at September 12, 2008 6:17 PM No I will NOT go back to Utah! You can't make me! Posted by: Kristall at September 12, 2008 6:19 PM It was like sci-fi, bluefly, man! This head popped out of my side & it was Michael Kors & stole all my fringe, man. I want it back, darlin'! Posted by: KB at September 12, 2008 10:19 PM First I was fragile, then there was the bloating, now this nasty gas. PMS is a BITCH! Posted by: TM at September 13, 2008 12:46 AM "This is Avant Garde for you, bitch!" Posted by: Syafiq at September 13, 2008 1:18 AM They see me pinnin'... they hatin'. Posted by: Dan at September 13, 2008 1:33 AM "I've got this really gross looking thing growing out of my side. Do you wanna see it?" Posted by: Becky at September 13, 2008 2:04 AM Dang girl! You need to tame your OWN mane! Posted by: MMM at September 13, 2008 2:15 AM No guys, THIS is how to dance like a monkey. Posted by: Kalene at September 13, 2008 10:17 AM I'm a much better "leo" than this dress. Grrarr! Posted by: Caitlin M. at September 13, 2008 10:25 AM I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck! I don't wanna be a chicken, SO SHAKE YOUR BUTT! Posted by: Tony D at September 13, 2008 1:34 PM Look! Its a bird!... It's a plane!... No, it's Keith, back for revenge! Designers, hide your scissors, push pins, and fringe. Posted by: Alex Herman at September 13, 2008 1:39 PM It's so hideous! Get it away! Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2008 3:17 PM "LOSER-LICIOUS!" Posted by: Diana at September 13, 2008 4:26 PM Keith should know that the animal for leo isn't a funky chicken Posted by: Netta at September 13, 2008 6:01 PM This nail polish is taking FOREVER to dry. Posted by: Jessica Y. at September 13, 2008 6:03 PM Da da da da dum! Now stitch it! Stitch it good! Posted by: Joseph at September 13, 2008 6:35 PM I'm a little teapot, short and stout Posted by: ERR at September 13, 2008 8:15 PM "I just shaved this morning. . . Girl you know how it itches!" Posted by: Amber at September 13, 2008 8:16 PM Terri's freezing me out! Posted by: cheryl at September 13, 2008 8:37 PM A fly?! Go away you pesky beast! Shoo Shoo! Posted by: Lauren at September 13, 2008 8:41 PM This is killing my overconfident sense of entitlement! Posted by: ottoblotto at September 13, 2008 9:30 PM I'm a Leo . . . I roar! Posted by: Linda at September 13, 2008 11:14 PM There's nobody here but us mannequins! Posted by: D Valley at September 13, 2008 11:20 PM And when you do your turn make a move like this the jacket will look better Posted by: Jean at September 14, 2008 12:34 AM Well, yes, I put it in my pocket, but it wasn't supposed to BITE! Posted by: Kasey at September 14, 2008 11:28 AM Ewww!! That is sooo last season!! Posted by: Janet B at September 14, 2008 4:35 PM Eww!! That is soooo last season!!! Posted by: Janet B at September 14, 2008 4:49 PM If this designer gig doesn't work out I can always try out for the circuse as a human pin cushion. Posted by: Lisa Flohr at September 14, 2008 4:55 PM I'd smack you, but my pimp hand went limp. Posted by: Jeannette at September 14, 2008 4:56 PM If you will just listen to me and walk the runway like this, the garment will hang perfectly. Posted by: kalei at September 14, 2008 6:31 PM "What's you talkin' about Willis?" Posted by: Stacey molli at September 14, 2008 6:37 PM "What's you talkin' about Willis?" Posted by: Stacey at September 14, 2008 6:39 PM Does anyone want to join me for a quick 'Chicken Dance'? Posted by: Debbie at September 14, 2008 6:47 PM I can out vogue you any time, girlfriend. Watch this! Posted by: Karen L at September 14, 2008 9:22 PM Keith finally decided he couldn't handle the critiques of fashion design, so he opted to change his career to acting. First up: 'The Hunchback of Parsons.' Posted by: Amye at September 14, 2008 10:35 PM Caption for Keith "Oh, no she didn't" Posted by: Carolyn at September 15, 2008 12:09 AM "Look, what I can do!!!! Posted by: Barbara S. at September 15, 2008 2:17 AM Look, what I can do!!!! Posted by: Barbara S. at September 15, 2008 2:20 AM Look, what I can do!!!!! Posted by: Barbara S. at September 15, 2008 2:28 AM Look, what I can do!!! Posted by: Barbara S. at September 15, 2008 2:29 AM "Quit bitch-slappin' me Terri! I can do it myself!!" Holla from Malaysia. Posted by: christina at September 15, 2008 10:06 AM Next stop...America's Best Dance Crew Posted by: Kelly Ryan at September 15, 2008 10:15 AM You can twist my arm all you want, but, I'm NOT coming out of the closet! Posted by: Victoria Heath at September 15, 2008 12:34 PM and then I put Terry's head under my arm and stuck those damn pins in her head that she made me pick up! Posted by: Blue at September 15, 2008 1:30 PM and then I put Terry's head under my arm and stuck those damn pins in her head that she made me pick up! Posted by: Blue at September 15, 2008 1:32 PM "Damn! Stella grommetted my finger!" Posted by: Jenn Greenwaldt at September 15, 2008 4:16 PM "Damn! Stella grommetted my finger!" Posted by: Jenn Greenwaldt at September 15, 2008 4:18 PM I am back from the dead and I am here to take Teri with me. Posted by: AimeeT6 at September 15, 2008 5:16 PM "Sewing elbow" has cut short the career of many designers. 10 minutes stretching before handling a needle is the best prevention. Posted by: dennis g at September 15, 2008 5:40 PM "Sewing elbow" has cut short the career of many designers. 10 minutes stretching before handling a needle is the best prevention. Posted by: Dennis G at September 15, 2008 5:41 PM I AM a good designer! (When I take my meds!) Posted by: JB at September 15, 2008 7:43 PM My drag costume DID NOT look like a chicken!!! This is what a chicken looks like!!! Posted by: Mattie at September 15, 2008 9:18 PM *#@*% glue guns!!! Posted by: JRL at September 15, 2008 9:29 PM "You want to see my Leo side? I'm bringing all the claws out on you, Terri. Rarr." Posted by: Roni at September 15, 2008 10:15 PM OH! The Chicken Dance is so IN! Posted by: Cheryl at September 16, 2008 12:36 AM Can you handle this?! Posted by: Jamie S. at September 16, 2008 1:07 AM "Can you handle this?!" Posted by: Jamie S. at September 16, 2008 1:13 AM "Can you handle this?!" Posted by: Jamie S. at September 16, 2008 1:15 AM Terri's ugly design deserves a backhand slap! Posted by: Jasmine at September 16, 2008 3:02 AM "Have you seen my baseball?!" ("There's Something About Mary" quote) Posted by: Lisa at September 16, 2008 10:55 AM Designer by day, funky break dancer by night. Posted by: Amber at September 16, 2008 2:00 PM "So, like I was telling you, I had Terri in a headlock like this...." Posted by: Karen at September 16, 2008 3:19 PM When I told Tim my hand is stuck like this, he told me to MAKE IT WORK, MAKE IT WORK, MAKE IT WORRRRRKKKKK! Posted by: Katje at September 16, 2008 3:32 PM "So like I was saying, I had Terri in a headlock like this..." Posted by: Karen at September 16, 2008 3:51 PM "So like I was saying, I had Terri in a headlock like this..." Posted by: Karen at September 16, 2008 3:52 PM "Look! I'm fierce like Christian Siriano! Do I win?" Posted by: Liane at September 16, 2008 7:16 PM EWWWW! This pink and gold lion costume makes me cringe. Posted by: Sherry at September 16, 2008 7:21 PM RAWR!! I'm here to take Terri with me! Posted by: Lauren at September 16, 2008 8:08 PM If the model walks like this, she'll look very avant guard. Posted by: Kim at September 16, 2008 8:13 PM The taste level of a certain someone is starting to smell worse than my armpit. Posted by: Jessica at September 16, 2008 9:47 PM If this fashion designer thing doesn't work out I was thinking of becoming a Joe Cocker impersonator. Posted by: Grace Pedalino at September 16, 2008 11:43 PM I know it's hard to believe but, I was a professional pop locker before I injured my wrist! Posted by: Karen at September 17, 2008 1:30 AM Somebody get me a swatter, that darn blue fly is back in here A-GAIN!!!! Posted by: Karen at September 17, 2008 1:33 AM Hold on a minute, I've got an itch back here! Posted by: Katy at September 17, 2008 8:45 AM You have Noooooooooo taste! ugh! Posted by: Kristi at September 17, 2008 9:56 AM In an attempt to remove leafy green lunch remnants from his teeth, 'Gay Keith' breaks is left wrist. Posted by: Mike J at September 17, 2008 10:41 AM Awww, who's a cwanky wooser? Nap-time for you! Posted by: Shana at September 17, 2008 10:49 AM Ewwww, that's so cheap. Needs more flair. Posted by: Amy at September 17, 2008 11:14 AM When I saw her ugly design and fabric, I realized Terri was smoking crack! I stole her pipe with my right hand and tried to swat her off with my left! Posted by: Luke W at September 17, 2008 12:04 PM Terri: "Keith, this is exactly why I don't want your help. Go do the funky chicken somewhere else!" Posted by: Jer at September 17, 2008 12:07 PM Not sure if it went through - Terri: "Keith, this is exactly why I don't want your help. Go do the funky chicken somewhere else!" Posted by: Jer at September 17, 2008 12:09 PM "Domo arigato, mr. roboto...You're wondering who i am-machine or mannequin Posted by: Robin Schade at September 17, 2008 1:27 PM Im being attacked by a Blue Fly! Posted by: Jenn at September 17, 2008 2:37 PM Dayyyyyyymmmmmmmmm I'm good. Posted by: Jenn at September 17, 2008 2:45 PM Thank you Dr. Fashionstein for giving me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself. Posted by: Laura D. at September 17, 2008 3:23 PM Hi, my name is Keith. Swatch what happens! Posted by: jh at September 17, 2008 4:04 PM Hi, my name is Keith. Swatch what happens! Posted by: jh at September 17, 2008 4:17 PM i have terets Posted by: Anonymous at September 17, 2008 4:19 PM I can do the CHICKEN DANCE! Posted by: Joanne Voelker at September 17, 2008 5:23 PM I can do the CHICKEN DANCE! Posted by: Joanne Voelker at September 17, 2008 5:25 PM OMG theres a BLUE FLY in here! Posted by: heather at September 17, 2008 5:56 PM The lost backstreet boy with his sweet dance moves. Posted by: lori at September 17, 2008 7:17 PM Back up before I karate chop your ass! Posted by: Jennifer J. at September 17, 2008 8:36 PM Whoa this is Sizzling HOT! Posted by: Maria R at September 24, 2008 7:46 PM Post a comment
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