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Collier may be strong but Tim's got guns.

Posted by: Cindy at October 2, 2008 12:57 AM

What was my line again? I don't remember, the lights reflection off the top of your head distracted me.

Posted by: Kristina at October 2, 2008 1:01 AM

now turn a little more towards your right...there, perfect shot of the mannequin

Posted by: cindy at October 2, 2008 1:18 AM

Collier and Tim smiled quietly and wondered if anyone could tell they were wearing each other's underwear.

Posted by: Karina at October 2, 2008 2:37 AM

Even makeup won't help that outfit

Posted by: Amy at October 2, 2008 10:25 AM

During the commercial, everyone decided to smack on some toffee candy.

Posted by: Jessica Y. at October 2, 2008 10:36 AM

Red Rover - Red Rover let Kenley come over!

Posted by: margaret c. at October 2, 2008 10:44 AM

Here comes the bride - all dressed in TULLE!!!

Posted by: Wanda Gail at October 2, 2008 10:50 AM

Red Rover - Red Rover let Kenley come over!

Posted by: margaret c. at October 2, 2008 10:50 AM

Designers, Your next challenge is you are going to make Colin & I into hot babes! Gowns are preferred, and Colin will do our hair? and makeup. Make it work. The winner of this challenge will escort us to all that Fashion Week has to offer, and we will be wearing your outfits! Good Luck

Posted by: Geri at October 2, 2008 10:59 AM

Tim & Collier thinking "Kids will be kids" (This is really the closest Tim has come to parenthood)

Posted by: Linda at October 2, 2008 11:00 AM

"Wow. Um. Ok. So, when I told you to borrow appropriately from the Bluefly wall, that really wasn't what I had in mind. But what an interesting use of that handbag."

Posted by: Caroline at October 2, 2008 11:47 AM

"Wow. Um. Ok. So, when I told you to borrow appropriately from the Bluefly wall, that really wasn't what I had in mind. But what an interesting use of that handbag."

Posted by: Caroline at October 2, 2008 11:47 AM

Collier, to himself, "OMG! Tim, if they only knew! Tim responds, " I told you, don't let the pinstripes fool you!

Posted by: meade at October 2, 2008 12:29 PM

Come on, purple snake skin fabric? Really?

Posted by: Kimie at October 2, 2008 12:48 PM

"Just smile, Tim, and maybe they won't notice that the back of the dress isn't done yet..."

Posted by: Shannon at October 2, 2008 1:14 PM

I know Tim told you to make it work, butt...

Posted by: Winona Cunningham at October 2, 2008 2:08 PM

"Kenley's dress? Nooooo we didn't do A THING to Kenley's dress! Quick, Collier hide the back panel!"

Posted by: Jessie at October 2, 2008 2:10 PM

"Kenley dear, this, unfortunately was NOT the Saturn challenge, so I'm afraid the 'moon roof' will not work."

Posted by: Gary at October 2, 2008 2:16 PM

"Kenley, we said evening gown, not hospital gown!"

Posted by: Ryan at October 2, 2008 2:22 PM

Uh oh Collier, I think the snakeskin dress has seen us, but if you stay perfectly still it won't strike.

Posted by: Lindsay at October 2, 2008 2:59 PM

I'm so proud!

Posted by: judy3t at October 2, 2008 3:21 PM

We are gathered here today to join these men in FABULOUS matrimony....

Posted by: Carrie at October 2, 2008 3:31 PM

Boy, Tim is tall!

Posted by: Maria Palamaro at October 2, 2008 3:57 PM

Awww...don't cry Kenley. We can't help it if your gown looks like a scaly fish!

Posted by: Danielle at October 2, 2008 4:19 PM

Tim: For once in my life, I feel...I feel young again. Hair makes it work.

Posted by: Kalene at October 2, 2008 5:45 PM

How do we break the news that NOBODY is going to win this challenge?

Posted by: Donna at October 2, 2008 7:20 PM

Ah, it does my heart good to see her freak out like that.

Posted by: Sherry at October 2, 2008 7:53 PM

I am just so proud of them....

Posted by: sherry at October 2, 2008 7:56 PM

"I must say Tim, great work distracting Kenley at Mood so she would forget her tulle...that'll teach her to sauce you!"

Posted by: Liz at October 2, 2008 8:47 PM

"Yes. Of course we'll have it finished within the hour, Darling! Ummmm, we will have it done within the hour, won't we, Tim?!?!?"

Posted by: Rhonda at October 2, 2008 9:07 PM

"Will it be Bachelor #1, Or will it be Bachelor #2, How about Bachelor #3, Hello, where is Bachelor #3.

Posted by: Cathy at October 2, 2008 9:32 PM

"Designers...I brought Collier Strong here, because you all need to "make-up", you'll have 5 minutes to discuss this, and then we'll send in your models....okay"

Posted by: Diane at October 3, 2008 12:43 AM

Tim: "...and now I'm pleased to announce that Collier will be instructing you all on how to use the magic of make-up to make even this completely backless fish scale dress look beautiful!"

Posted by: Joann at October 3, 2008 12:48 AM

"No they did not use our heads as molds for the mannequin butt!!!

Posted by: Linda H. at October 3, 2008 1:12 AM

"No, our heads were not used to mold the mannequin butt!!"

Posted by: Linda at October 3, 2008 1:14 AM

"I've found if you picture your audience naked, it makes speaking to a crowd a heck of a lot easier!"

Posted by: James Fairchild at October 3, 2008 1:55 AM

"Kenley, please return to Mood immediately to pick up your tool, so you can cover the backside of your mannequin!"

Posted by: James Fairchild at October 3, 2008 2:05 AM

Just smile and pretend you haven't seen the snake dress.

Posted by: cynthia at October 3, 2008 2:11 AM

As they say, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Posted by: Cynthia at October 3, 2008 2:15 AM

The beauty of new beginnings.

Posted by: Alisa U.S. at October 3, 2008 2:58 AM

Asses are so five minutes ago!

Posted by: lauren at October 3, 2008 10:19 AM

Asses are so five minutes ago!

Posted by: lauren at October 3, 2008 10:27 AM

They never promised me a rose garden....

Posted by: shirley alford at October 3, 2008 2:57 PM

They never promised me a rose garden....

Posted by: shirley alford at October 3, 2008 3:09 PM

Me and Mini-Me will be guarding the Bluefly.com Accessory wall from now on!

Posted by: VeniceVoid at October 3, 2008 8:12 PM

I'd like you all to meet my twin brother Collier Strong.

Posted by: Joe Flohr at October 3, 2008 10:08 PM

"...and they think hospital gowns have a gap!"

Posted by: James Fairchild at October 3, 2008 10:51 PM

"Well, it was a wraparound, but the mannequin's TOO FAT!"

Posted by: James Fairchild at October 4, 2008 12:30 AM

" Don't tell anyone...But I took Kenley's Mood bag."

Posted by: mindy at October 4, 2008 8:02 PM

I feel like I'm about to be eaten by a giant purple reptile.

Posted by: Caitlin at October 4, 2008 9:11 PM

Which one of you killed Barney the purple dinosaur?

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:00 PM

Designers, I would like you to meet my bodyguard Mr. Strong.

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:04 PM

Act natural Collier-just pretend there aren't 20 million people looking.

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:09 PM

C.S. says: "Tim, can I leave now? I really have to pee."

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:10 PM

"Kenley, the guys in Sing Sing are going to LOVE it."

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:12 PM

"Collier, keep humming and the purple people eater will stay happy."

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:13 PM

"Collier, don't move a muscle, but it's right behind you...just act natural."

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:13 PM

Collier to Tim, "My cell phone is on vibrate ;)"

Posted by: Cheri D at October 4, 2008 11:16 PM

Tim Gunn's Guide to Style guest: Mr. Clean.

Posted by: Karen at October 5, 2008 6:59 AM

This week the tables are turned. Tim Gunn will design the make-up and Collier Strong will coach the designers - it will be an interesting week.

Posted by: Lucinda Zink at October 5, 2008 9:38 AM

Tim: It is just soooo ugly I can't stand to look at it!!

Collier: I know Tim, just turn away, just turn away....

Posted by: christy snow at October 5, 2008 11:19 AM

Tim what they don't know is our garments are backless too. It's all the rage!

Posted by: Rachel A at October 5, 2008 9:06 PM

Ah Collier --look at them! Like the flowers they were inspired by, the designers too have bloomed!

Posted by: MM at October 5, 2008 11:38 PM

Ah Collier--Look at them! Like the flowers they were inspired by, the designers too have bloomed!

Posted by: Myra at October 5, 2008 11:43 PM

Ah Collier -- Look at them! Like the flowers they were inspired by, the designers too have bloomed!

Posted by: Myra at October 5, 2008 11:48 PM

"Are you going to tell her she doing it all wrong or should we wait for it to fall apart on the runway?! You know after all this is a competition and I want to win!"

Posted by: Lisa Y at October 6, 2008 9:33 AM

Everyone keep in mind the name of the show is
"Project Runway" NOT "Project Runaway"

Posted by: Lisa F at October 6, 2008 5:41 PM

"I think we take 'em"

Posted by: d at October 6, 2008 8:53 PM

Maybe if we stand together and block her, no one will notice...her butt is showing!

Posted by: Athena at October 6, 2008 8:54 PM

"Gather 'round designers, gather 'round...I'm not trying to be snarky...but isn't this a bit vulgar"

Posted by: Athena at October 6, 2008 9:03 PM

Collier, "I know it's a lot of feathers, but I think Big Bird really looks good in yellow."

Tim,"I don't know. I think if I were you I'd rethink it. It is a lot of yellow. Is that really what your customer wanted?"

Posted by: Sally at October 6, 2008 9:36 PM

And for this week's twist: You will all be designing African-Safari-Wear inspired by....this lovely reptilian garment to my left.

Posted by: Toni at October 7, 2008 3:36 PM

The fashion mafia has come to collect their dues...

Posted by: Allison at October 7, 2008 3:58 PM

"What am I doing here when I could be at home shopping bluefly.com?"

Posted by: Mikki at October 7, 2008 8:46 PM

"I think we can take 'em!"

Posted by: d at October 7, 2008 9:14 PM

Look Tim a bit of fresh meat.
Mmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: lyn at October 8, 2008 6:37 AM

"Gather round people! I'd like you to meet your new security guard!"

Posted by: Malia Lyles at October 8, 2008 9:24 AM

"Gather round people! I'd like you to meet your new security guard!"

Posted by: Malia at October 8, 2008 9:26 AM

"Designers, you may now take inspiration from our profiles."

Posted by: Molly at October 8, 2008 9:49 AM

Designers, Collier and I are going to stand here to motivate you. Make it work.

Posted by: Kristi at October 8, 2008 9:59 AM

OMG I think I need a bite and a nap, they are wearing our asses out!

Posted by: Gayle Jones at October 8, 2008 10:42 AM

"I love the smell of designer panic in the morning!"

Posted by: Kristen at October 8, 2008 11:25 AM

"Hey fly-shionistas, we have to add some new head-coverings to the BlueFly Wall; BALD and GRAY are not selling!"

Posted by: Kathy at October 8, 2008 11:41 AM

Oooooh, uh, I think there's a "draft" somewhere...

Posted by: Tori at October 8, 2008 11:46 AM

Ahhhhhhh...Collier! Ahhhhhhh...Tim!
"COULD WE BE ANY LUCKIER"?

Posted by: Susan K Lapp at October 8, 2008 12:27 PM

I think my face is frozen from smiling.
Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Chris at October 8, 2008 12:43 PM

Tim: ooh... you are gonna get a smackin' with Nina and Michael with what your wearing!!!
Guy beside Tim: this will be a FUNNNNN show!!!

Posted by: peachy at October 8, 2008 1:09 PM

"You know, I just don't think they wanted us to use real blue flies on that fabric".

Posted by: nora at October 8, 2008 2:19 PM

Tim: "...hmm I wonder if he thinks this dress stinks, even though it was me who just farted?..."

Posted by: Leslie at October 8, 2008 4:16 PM

TIM: ok designers, you may rub Colliers shiny head for luck just ONCE ....... make it work people as for many of you this is your only hope!

Posted by: elizabeth sears at October 8, 2008 7:01 PM

I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend, Andre! We just got back from the Red Lobster... but thats neither here nor there. This weeks challenge is...

Posted by: Paul at October 8, 2008 9:30 PM

Collier: "*ahem*.. Tim...you realize we're standing in front of a bare butt figure..."
Tim: "Yeeaahhh... we're not gonna talk about that."

Posted by: John Francese at October 8, 2008 9:33 PM

Collier..."maybe if we ignore the dress... it will just go away.."
Tim..."Doubt it. Just smile and nod"

Posted by: Jessica Munson at October 8, 2008 9:36 PM

"Designers, this week's challenge is to design a hospital gown."

Posted by: Tiffany at October 8, 2008 9:55 PM

"Collier, look, they used a bluefly shoe and purse clutch to make a highly unusual headpiece. I wonder what the inspiration was for that creation?"

"Tim, you've definitely found very talented designers!"

Posted by: Judy at October 8, 2008 11:14 PM

Tim:" Hurry designers, We are one the run way in less than 2 minutes.
Collier: "I'm just going to stand here and smile, it's not gonna happen sister!"
Tim; "I can only dream, can't I?"
Collier: "Dream on sister."

Posted by: AJ Freer at October 9, 2008 12:49 AM

Now how's got how's back?
And the dress's?!

Posted by: rute Paredes at October 9, 2008 10:27 AM

Cirque du soleil auditions are in Studio 5B...

Posted by: Cheri D at October 9, 2008 8:19 PM

"girlfriend what the hell were you thinking?!!!!

Posted by: barbara at October 15, 2008 4:04 PM