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Korto, we said wedding gown, not opera gown, and standing like that won't help.

Posted by: P at October 9, 2008 7:24 AM

These drag queen balls are such a drag.

Posted by: rene leer at October 9, 2008 8:14 AM

The firing Squad line up is WHERE??????

Posted by: drgnldy14 at October 9, 2008 9:16 AM

Kenley: "I invented the short dress and I'm so pissed that everyone did a knock off of me." Everyone else: "Why is that bitch still here?"

Posted by: Karen at October 9, 2008 10:10 AM

"The good, the bad and the ugly--in that order"

Posted by: aajay at October 9, 2008 10:16 AM

Kenley--"And after the wedding, this dress will molt very elegantly."

Posted by: Donna at October 9, 2008 10:38 AM

Korto--"Of course there's a difference between the bride's dress and the bridemaid's dress! The bride is wearing the ugly LONG dress..."

Posted by: Donna at October 9, 2008 10:42 AM

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,I think Jerell has got to go.

Posted by: Cheri D at October 9, 2008 11:34 AM

Kenley, do you take this couture ostrich here to be your bride?

Posted by: christy snow at October 9, 2008 11:40 AM

"But you PROMISED us dates to the prom!"

Posted by: KathyB at October 9, 2008 11:58 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the cast of next summers blockbuster movie, "Three Weddings and a Bowling Night".

Posted by: Bethany at October 9, 2008 12:19 PM

Kinley makes such a cute groom don't you think?

Posted by: Henry at October 9, 2008 12:51 PM

My bridesmaids voted for the car-pooling outfits; can I still wear the lampshade dress?

Posted by: nora at October 9, 2008 2:02 PM

Michael Kors says: "What's Bjork doing standing next to Kenley?"

Posted by: Cheri D at October 9, 2008 2:26 PM

Fashion Police Line-up. Which one is guilty of being the wedding crasher!?

Posted by: Patrice at October 9, 2008 4:13 PM

And the next Miss America is ... Miss Kansas Dorothy Gale!

Posted by: Michele at October 9, 2008 4:40 PM

Kenley: Wait a minute. This isn't the Shirley Temple challenge?

Posted by: Michele at October 9, 2008 5:29 PM

Kenley: Wait a minute! This isn't the Shirley Temple challenge?

Posted by: Michele at October 9, 2008 5:50 PM

The Sarah Palin Challenge- Create an outfit for Sarah to wear at her acceptance speech as the new VP.

Designers: "we created an outfit that came from the same place as the challenge - faiyland!

Posted by: elizabeth sears at October 9, 2008 6:44 PM

Three weddings an a funeral.

Posted by: Cheri D at October 9, 2008 8:17 PM

Heidi to Kenley: "Is this Project Runway, or Swan Lake? Either way I'm having a wonderful time!"

Posted by: Shannon at October 9, 2008 11:16 PM

It wasn't very nice of Kenley to make her bride into the main course.

Posted by: Christine R at October 9, 2008 11:38 PM

"Do you, take this garment to be your challenge winner?"

Posted by: Jessie at October 10, 2008 12:10 AM

ohh we thought you wanted us to create the exact opposite of a wedding dress. my bad.

Posted by: cindy at October 10, 2008 1:02 AM

Season Five Project Runway Fashion Show: the one time when women would want to be the bridesmaid instead of the bride.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 10, 2008 2:30 AM

Korto-When is this over? I have somewhere else to be...

Posted by: allison at October 10, 2008 9:57 AM

Kenley after Project Runway you have a great shot at designing swan lake costumes for NYCB!

Posted by: Laura at October 10, 2008 4:22 PM

An early morning audition for Riverdance: The Project Runway Tour 2009.

Posted by: Jessica Y. at October 10, 2008 8:57 PM

*Dramatic music* Leanne...Jerrell...Korto...Kenly...Your all out. Go home *Leaves with Tim to walk in to the sunset*

Posted by: Richie at October 10, 2008 9:57 PM

um.....Auf Wiedersehen

Posted by: Anonymous at October 11, 2008 2:00 AM

And the winner in this year's Halloween contest goes to contestant #???

Posted by: Wanda Gail at October 13, 2008 6:57 AM

Obviously, you are all OUT. You may kiss your bride.

Posted by: Eli at October 13, 2008 11:46 PM

and the winner is, "Alexander McQueen"!!!

Oh, not entered? Really?

Posted by: Sandra at October 15, 2008 8:17 AM

Kenley: "I WILL be marrying Big Bird, HEIDI!

Posted by: Manina at October 15, 2008 8:29 AM

Duck . . . duck . . . duck . . . GOOSE!

Posted by: Lisa Y at October 15, 2008 9:26 AM

I wasn't trying to make it look stylish, Heidiii. I was trying to make a blancmange.

Posted by: nico at October 15, 2008 9:47 AM

"One of these things is not like the others; one of these things just doesn't belong..."

Posted by: Kate at October 15, 2008 10:02 AM

"Heidi, the spaceship is prepared to beam up the cosmic mail order brides and deliver them to Uranus."

Posted by: Aimee Otto at October 15, 2008 10:36 AM

Judges, we're waiting for a decision; so let her rip!

Posted by: shirley alford at October 15, 2008 10:48 AM

Kato - just think, in a few years she can wear this to her kid's bar mitzvah !

Posted by: bls at October 15, 2008 10:55 AM

There will be a lot of very cold ducks this winter!

Posted by: Molly at October 15, 2008 11:18 AM

"Always a bride, never a bridesmaid. Where is a groom when you need one?"

Posted by: sylvia at October 15, 2008 11:37 AM

"Always a bride, never a bridesmaid. Where is a groom when you need one?"

Posted by: sylvia at October 15, 2008 11:39 AM

Watch out 7 dwarves, here comes: Mousey, Wavey, Cutie, Bitchy, Poufey, Cutsie, Oh-no, Oh-my, and So-am-I.

Posted by: casey at October 15, 2008 11:39 AM

At Radio City Music Hall, an audition was held for new Rockette Dancers. Unfortunately, this is what showed up.

Posted by: JH at October 15, 2008 12:42 PM

Watch out 7 dwarves, here comes: Mousey, Wavey, Cutie, Bitchy, Poufey, Cutesy, Oh-please, Oh-my, and So-am-I.

Posted by: casey at October 15, 2008 1:00 PM

Seven Brides for seven brothers.

Posted by: Rhonda at October 15, 2008 1:09 PM

Halloween comes early to Project Runway!!!

Posted by: veronica at October 15, 2008 2:03 PM

The girl on the right looks like she's trying hard to hold a poo in.

Posted by: Joni at October 15, 2008 2:07 PM

Duck. Goose. Duck.

Posted by: Meredith at October 15, 2008 2:12 PM

Jilted on the runway.....again! Oh well, let's just make our way to the Halloween party down the street. We're already in costume!

Posted by: LaTonya at October 15, 2008 2:56 PM

Kenley..."I just know I'm the best. Why am I standing here with these loosers? Heidi is clueless with her outfit...my dad was a tugboat captain, that means I should win. I am the master of all time, space and dimension...get a clue people!"

Posted by: Daniela Birch at October 15, 2008 3:09 PM

Kenley: "But I thought this was the Bjork challenge!?!"

Posted by: Bil at October 15, 2008 3:32 PM

What do you mean there's no Cotillion?

Posted by: Bobbi Miller at October 15, 2008 3:40 PM

Beam us up Scotty. There is not intelligent fashion life on this planet

Posted by: Andi at October 15, 2008 3:41 PM

Wake me up if the judges ever make a decision!~

Posted by: drgnldy14 at October 15, 2008 3:42 PM

For whom shall the bell toll-ding-dong, ding-dong

Posted by: claudia at October 15, 2008 3:46 PM

Beam us up Scotty. There's no intelligent fashion life on this planet

Posted by: Andrea at October 15, 2008 3:46 PM

"Is anyone else just kind of bummed that Stella wasn't here for the wedding dress challenge?"

Posted by: Carney Anne at October 15, 2008 3:53 PM

GIRLS............Which one of you is responsible for the 50 naked swans running around the bathroom???
THOSE SWANS WERE OUR PROPS FOR THE RUNWAY WEDDING MARCH!!

Posted by: Carol at October 15, 2008 4:02 PM

Always [avoid these fashion mistakes if you are] a bridesmaid, NEVER [where ANY of the above if you are] a bride...

Posted by: Kit at October 15, 2008 4:02 PM

Kenley really liked Bjork's swan dress.

Posted by: Naomi Shapiro at October 15, 2008 4:03 PM

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something made with a third of the nation's Tule supply.

Posted by: Corspufo at October 15, 2008 4:08 PM

Kenley, why don't you and your feathered friend fly away while you still have time?

Posted by: catherine at October 15, 2008 4:11 PM

This is the fashion equivalent to the recent stock market crash. No investor confidence!!

Posted by: Nancy at October 15, 2008 4:13 PM

Oh Kenley, a 50's style retro look? I've NEVER seen you do that before. What was your inspiration? A box of tissue that was mid-explosion! How Avant Guard.

Posted by: Corspufo at October 15, 2008 4:15 PM

Ok, I see that not everyone got the memo about the dress for tonight....Leanne!Kenley!Korto! - This IS Fairy Night, ok!

Posted by: Cheryl at October 15, 2008 4:15 PM

Something old...something new...something borrowed...something blue...

Posted by: Maerian Morris at October 15, 2008 4:17 PM

Something old, something new, something borrowed....something blue...

Posted by: Maerian Morris at October 15, 2008 4:18 PM

Wake up, Christian! You must have been having a nightmare. YOU WIN!

Posted by: Kenneth G at October 15, 2008 4:23 PM

This collection took HOW long????

Posted by: sandy at October 15, 2008 4:37 PM

If anyone can show just cause why these designers should not go to Bryant Park, speak now or forever hold your auf wiedersehen.

Posted by: Joanna at October 15, 2008 4:40 PM

If anyone should show just cause why these designers should not go to Bryant Park, speak now or forever hold your auf wiedersehen.

Posted by: Joanna at October 15, 2008 4:43 PM

"Ok everyone! Attention! For this portion of the Finale we need you to look aloof and like you really don't want to be on this stage. Ok...go!"

Posted by: Erin at October 15, 2008 4:51 PM

MICHAEL KORS SAYS: HMMM LET'S SEE LAYERED POTATO SACK WITH POCKETS WHAT ARE THEY STORING,BALLERINA DRESS DONE TO DEATH WITH FEATHERS NOT ALL BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER, AND A 80'S STYLE SAFARI WEDDING DRESS CALLING THE SPIRIT OF TARZAN AND JANE?

Posted by: Miss Lisa J at October 15, 2008 5:15 PM

Kenley,all I have to say is designer Marjan Pejoskio and 2001 oscars "Swan dress" is your wedding dress.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 15, 2008 5:23 PM

Leanne: "Everyone will love how the bottom tier of my wedding dress detaches so the bride can dance the night away in a short gown after the wedding!"

Posted by: Liz at October 15, 2008 5:35 PM

I'm so glad I got married 7 years ago - well out of firing range of Project Runway, and - thankfully! - I only looked like a whale rather than a NASA booster rocket, a pregnant swan or a hippo. Can't wait to watch tonight's defile - should be more than memorable!

Posted by: Stevie W at October 15, 2008 5:40 PM

Alexander McWho??? Is that really a designer? I'm the only one with original designs. Everyone else's stuff is just CRAP. -- Kenley

Posted by: Karen at October 15, 2008 5:42 PM

Alexander McWho??? Is that really a designer? I'm the only one with original designs. Everyone else's stuff is just CRAP. -- Kenley

Posted by: Karen at October 15, 2008 5:43 PM

Magazine editorials want YOU. Leanne, Elle will be in touch. Kenely, get ready for Vogue. Korto, ugh, Ripley's Belive It or Not on Coney Island, for the newley installed "I can't belive it's fashion."

Posted by: Cheri D at October 15, 2008 5:46 PM

"No one, repeat No one, is ever going to out tulle me again. Not the one with the dress that has hatched a slip, nor the one whose so long dress may slip away on The Runway...."

Posted by: Rachel at October 15, 2008 5:55 PM

Leanne: "Just wait until everyone sees how the bottom tier of my wedding dress detaches so the bride can dance the night away at her reception in a short, stylish gown! I am so going to win!"

Posted by: Liz at October 15, 2008 5:57 PM

Leanne: "Just wait until everyone sees how the bottom tier of my wedding dress detaches so the bride can dance the night away at her reception in a short, stylish gown! I am so going to win!"

Posted by: Elizabeth Flagler at October 15, 2008 5:58 PM

Water, Wings and WHAT????

Posted by: karen at October 15, 2008 6:04 PM

"And the winner of the 'Bird Nest As A Dress' Challenge goes to ..."

Posted by: FLYINFUR at October 15, 2008 6:16 PM

Kenley -- You know heidi?! I'm going to be the prettiest ostrich when I wear this on my wedding day.

Posted by: Elizabeth Pepin at October 15, 2008 6:17 PM

"And the winner of the 'Bird's Nest Into A Dress' Challenge is ..."

Posted by: FLYINFUR at October 15, 2008 6:21 PM

"And the winner of the 'Bird's Nest Into A Dress' Challenge is ..."

Posted by: JEN at October 15, 2008 6:23 PM

"And the winner of the 'Bird's Nest Into A Dress' Challenge is ..."

Posted by: jen at October 15, 2008 6:25 PM

Kenley said with such glee: "Why thank you, Heidi, I'm soooo proud of myself, I just laid a Great Ostrich egg under my dress!!!"

Posted by: KJeanne at October 15, 2008 6:25 PM

"And the winner of the 'Bird's Nest Into A Dress' Challenge is ..."

Posted by: JEN at October 15, 2008 6:29 PM

The fashion victim eyes the lineup hopefully but fails to ID the perp.

Posted by: susan at October 15, 2008 6:29 PM

I guess this is the long and the short of it....

Posted by: meryka at October 15, 2008 6:39 PM

"Okay, I need everyone in the lineup to turn to the right".

Posted by: Nancy at October 15, 2008 6:47 PM

"Contestant number 4, which came first.....the chicken or the egg?"

Posted by: Sharon Smith at October 15, 2008 6:54 PM

"Okay, I need everyone in the lineup to turn to the right."
Mr. McQueen, do any of these people look like the designer who stole your idea?

Posted by: Nancy Weibel at October 15, 2008 6:57 PM

Only the judges are aware that the garments have been chemically treated to turn blue if one of the models passes gas on the runway... Ahhh... I think we have a winner!

Posted by: Jef at October 15, 2008 7:06 PM

Girl in the middle: "Wow, I feel so pouf-fy. I wonder if anyone notices?"

Posted by: Lucine at October 15, 2008 7:19 PM

"Okay...I've got to try mental telepathy with this feathery frock....It's the cutest damn dress you've ever seen...its the cutest damn dress you've ever seen...its the cutest damn dress you've ever seen...Hope this works!"

Posted by: Mia Mueller at October 15, 2008 7:34 PM

And the winner of our Jr. High Home Ec. Sewing project is...

Posted by: Chaleneie at October 15, 2008 7:51 PM

We finally see that Kenley has pulled the feathers out of her a--!

Posted by: cj at October 15, 2008 7:51 PM

Always the bridesmaid ... THANK GOD!

Posted by: Linda at October 15, 2008 8:56 PM

Kenley whines: "Heiidiii ... the wedding theme is Swan Lake ... I didn't mean for it to be wedding-like."

Posted by: Linda at October 15, 2008 8:58 PM

Leanne, cowering: "I thought maybe I could give my model some hips ... is it too much?"

Posted by: Linda at October 15, 2008 9:01 PM

Jerrel this wasn't a challenge to design for the "mother of the bride" you were supposed to design for the BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mayson at October 15, 2008 9:04 PM

...And the winner of the Phantom of the (Drag) Opera is....

Posted by: Tony C at October 15, 2008 9:55 PM

I thought this was Project Runway, not Bridezillas!

Posted by: Stephanie at October 15, 2008 10:00 PM

The only thing missing from this circus is a midget.

Posted by: Sera Tabb at October 15, 2008 10:01 PM

Is it me or is anyone else craving a cupcake?

Posted by: Danielle at October 15, 2008 10:04 PM

The challenge was to design a wedding gown, not a wedding cake!

Posted by: Danielle at October 15, 2008 10:05 PM

Duck…Duck…Duck…GOOSE!

Posted by: Kyla at October 15, 2008 10:21 PM

Girls, the invite said BYO not BBQ.

Posted by: Sue Wright at October 15, 2008 10:22 PM

..what to wear if you want him to say "I DON'T"

Posted by: Yessika M at October 15, 2008 10:31 PM

Kenley says "Come on now! Click your heels and go home!"

Posted by: Marie at October 15, 2008 10:32 PM

Kenley says " Come on, Click your heels and go home!"

Posted by: Marie at October 15, 2008 10:33 PM

And the winner of the Austin Scarlett look-a-like pageant is . . .

Posted by: Quin at October 15, 2008 10:36 PM

Yes, Officer, the middle girl is the thief who stole the asbestos insulation!

Posted by: BJ at October 15, 2008 10:45 PM

Someone will be left at the alter.

Posted by: Terri at October 15, 2008 11:02 PM

"Whadda ya gonna do? Shoot da schwans? What? Deez lovelies?"

Posted by: Cathie at October 15, 2008 11:33 PM

The Photo of all of them looks like a peacock in the middle with its wings spread out across the stage!

Posted by: Jessica at October 16, 2008 1:06 AM

Kenely: Yes I had left over feathers so I made little hats for my models so they could all look like and I will different by wearing Leaves! So cute (excuse me a moment I need to wipe tears)!

Posted by: PB at October 16, 2008 2:11 AM

WANTED: Grooms and Best Men

Posted by: ACS at October 16, 2008 5:51 AM

Michael Kors: All of these dresses look like they would be of more use if recycled into wet/dry floor mops... "Baby come back!"

Posted by: Laura at October 16, 2008 1:06 PM

They told me I got a trophy, where's my trophy?
I just want my trophy.

Posted by: Patti C. at October 16, 2008 8:03 PM

Kenley: "I didn't get my inspiration from Alexander McQueen, I got it from SJP in Sex and the City the Movie." Bird hat anyone?

Posted by: Jeanette at October 23, 2008 3:53 PM