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Gossip Girl: A Merry Ex-Mas

by Nana at December 1, 2008, 10:05 PM

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'Twas the night of holiday frocks... the sequins tux, and complicated ex drama.

At the Snowflake Ball, Blair and Chuck played matchmaker for each other in the aforementioned festive fashions. They found the perfect dates for each other -- clones of themselves who ended up digging each other more.

Meanwhile, Serena and Aaron went to the ball together -- their biggest outing now that they're officially exclusive and all. But dun-dun-dun, drama came knocking in the form of Aaron's ex, Lexi, who manipulated herself a date with Dan to the Ball. Aaron does the gentlemanly thing and lets Serena know Lexi usually consummates her relationships on the first date. Instead of thinking, 'Hmm, Aaron's the kind of guy that will tell his new girlfriend personal deets about me if we break up, Serena decides she won't be out-sexed by Aaron's ex. She will sleep with Aaron after the Ball. But, oh, she still misses Dan. Damn you, love!

Then there's Jenny, Vanessa and Nate's scalene love triangle. Jenny, pissed that Nate and Vanessa are kind of rekindling their "thing," goes Mean Girl on V and gives her a dress for the Ball that turns see-through in the light. (Um, Jenny, giving your rival a hot, sheer dress may not be the best plan to turn Nate off.)

So while Jenny was plotting to bare Vanessa's undies, Vanessa was baring her soul to Nate. She told him she never gave Jenny the letter he wrote her in last week's episode, but Nate is over Jenny when he finds out she joined Penelope, Hazel and the rest of the Billard clique to expose Vanessa.

The ex drama is only beginning though. Lily wants to leave Bart for Rufus -- how weird will it be if Serena's mom and Dan's dad start shacking up? -- but she can't tell him because he gets into an accident on the way to the Ball. Dun-dun-dun!!!!!!

(c) Warner Bros. Television No celebrity Endorsement implied.

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