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Gossip Girl: If Their Closets Could Talk

by Nana at February 2, 2009, 10:15 PM

SPOTTED (by Serena): Dan getting his May-December romance on with the new Teacher.

Dan's closet would say: "Some ties have all the luck." Looking as unassuming as ever in his schoolboy rep tie, oxfords and messenger bag, the newly single Dan enjoys his status as the lustman of Serena AND her teacher. Yup, our not so "Lonely Boy" ends up hooking up with Blair's teacher, after Serena captures the innocent prelude (a friendly hug; "I don't know what I ws thinking," Dan later apologizes.") and gives it The Blair Witch Project to wreak her havoc. And speaking of...

Blair's closet would say: "Out damned spot! This is Chanel!" Our Lady Macbeth aka Lady B had a revenge dish waiting in the chiller for Miss Rachel after the woman gave her detention. Blair did what she does best and started a rumor that Rachel hooked up with Dan -- which was a fake story until Dan and Rachel actually did hook up. But timing is everything, and Blair -- who had it out for Rachel because she was messing with her chances of getting into Yale -- was expelled for planting the rumor. All ends well, except her father is too disappointed in her to have a limo picnic with her. He tells her something like, "I saw a side of you that scared me... I'm more interested in the type of person you grow up to be than the school you get into." Finally some parental discipline coming from someone other than Dan's dad.

Chuck's closet would say: "What are we involved in?" This week, Chuck of the sequins blazers, went to one of those secret society sex parties a la Eyes Wide Shut, and the rest is history he can't remember. He wakes up in a hotel with foggy memories of a mysterious masked woman. The increasingly storyline-less Nate and Vanessa help him track her down, her name is Elle. Chuck finds out, the party invitation was meant for Bart and asks aloud, "What were you involved in?"

Serena's closet would say: "I'm amazing." Did you see the black trenchcoat she was rocking as she called Dan to apologize for the Great Teacher Hook-Up Misunderstanding??

(c) Warner Bros. Television No celebrity Endorsement implied.

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